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1. Glue a quarter to the ground and see who tries to pick it up

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Stare at the ceiling for no reason and see how many people join you

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store humming the jaws song

11. Run around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department,make boobs using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

16. go up to a boy with glasses and say, "you're a wizard, Harry!"

17. Dress up in some awful ,unmatching outfit and say Hi to random people. Then, go to then food spot and have an animated conversation with a papaya.

18. throw random things into peoples carts when there not looking

19. Walk up to a random person, and ask them to marry you.

20. Put on slippers, and walk through the store singing loudly, and off key about "how the slippers love you"

21. If they have a McDonalds in the store order a Whopper. If there's a burger king, ask for a BigMac

22. grab a huge amount of one thing then when people stare at you say "what?" and then walk away

23. Fill your cart with lots of expensive stuff, and when someone walks away, swap your cart with theirs

24. order something from there mcdonalds then run away before buying it

25. ask random people if they will buy you a candy bar and show them the biggest one wal-mart has

26. When the loudspeaker comes on, curl up into a fetal position on the floor, and scream "NOT THE VOICES!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!"

27. if they have Christmas displays out, go on one and start singing "it's begining to look a lot like christmas"

28. Give the clerk a $100 bill and ask for change in quarters

29. Go to a christmas display an ask a nearby worker where the Easter Bunny is

30. Go to the toys section and say where are the clothes? "They're over there *points to clothes*" Then to Cosmetics and say I STILL CANT FIND THEM!

31. get an alarm tag and sneak it in a co-workers or random persons bag or pocket

32. go to the clothes department and ask a worker where the clothes department is

33. Ride a bike around the store and claim you're taking it for a "test drive".

34. pull up a chair to one of the big screen tv's and just stared wide eyed at it

35. get in a cart and ask people to push you around

36. when people withdraw money from the atm go up to them and say in an exited and very loud voice, "You Won!!! You Won!!! You Won!!!"

37. Setup a tent in sporting goods and take pillows and blankets and other stuff to the tent and tell people that if they will be your friend they can come in with you

38. Fart into the freezer units or air conditioners

39. ask their employes extremely complicated and run on questions and keep making more questions off their answers

40. follow the stockers around the store and torment them

41. ride the little electronic cars in front of the store

42. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away

43. when the cashier runs your items over the scanner, have an astonished look on your face and say, “Wow Magic!”

44. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

45. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

46. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

47. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down 0.7734=hello

48. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

49. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

50. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the x men or any other toys that have weapons

51. Take bets on the battle described above

52. Hold indoor shopping cart races

53. Two words: “Marco! Polo!”

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics

55. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible

56. "Re-alphabetize" the CD’s in Electronics

57. Relax in the patio furniture

58. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” and See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

59. When the announcements come on say,"God, is that you again?

60. Start arguing with yourself

61. Walk really slow in front of people when they are in a hurry

62. Trip over nothing and see if anyone helps

63. Start a coversation with imaginary friends

64. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast

I should have mentioned in the last thread something some friends and I have done... it's sort of a variation of capture the flag, but with no tagging or anything.

Form two teams and establish what sections of the store "belong" to each. Take an item from a department in the opposite team's side, and hide it somewhere on your side. Then swap sides and the first person to find the other team's item wins!

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