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moondog![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator The Hobnob-lin Posts: 2676 Kudos: 1038 Votes: 4366 Registered: 30-Sep-2002 ![]() ![]() | i guess that's only slightly better than the woman who was stopped with 20-ish parrots in her coat, most of which died in transit ] ![]() "That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman |
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Forever-mango![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 611 Kudos: 586 Votes: 35 Registered: 01-Dec-2003 ![]() ![]() | Woah!! Plecos!! ![]() |
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terranova![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Master Posts: 1984 Kudos: 1889 Votes: 229 Registered: 09-Jul-2003 ![]() ![]() | My whole family was talking about this yesterday while we were watching my tank. ![]() -Ferret [hr width='40%'] I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel -Formerly known as the Ferretfish ![]() |
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koi keeper![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Posts: 3203 Kudos: 2033 Votes: 240 Registered: 29-Dec-2001 ![]() ![]() ![]() | The Fish: http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources//photogallery/050606_fish01.jpg http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources//photogallery/050606_fish02.jpg Last edited by Koi Keeper at 12-Jun-2005 09:39 Empty chairs at empty tables, the room silent, forlorn. |
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SJinNJ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 568 Kudos: 447 Votes: 16 Registered: 21-May-2003 ![]() ![]() ![]() | Did they ever ID all the fish? |
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justicerulesok![]() Enthusiast Posts: 195 Kudos: 161 Votes: 2 Registered: 27-Jun-2004 ![]() ![]() | this is quite funny, as well as obsessive... |
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nano reefer![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 716 Kudos: 570 Votes: 3 Registered: 29-Feb-2004 ![]() ![]() | Lol i read this some were else to ! |
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Calilasseia![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Ultimate Fish Guru* Panda Funster Posts: 5496 Kudos: 2828 Votes: 731 Registered: 10-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() | I've just read the Jessica Speart page. And it makes fairly depressing reading. Not only because of the fact that there are unscrupulous (and downright evil) individuals who will stop at nothing to make huge profits from drug smuggling, but that they'll rape the planet and its natural treasures in pursuit of this, thus inflicting double damage. The irony is that a multinational corporation caught with its pants down indulging in ecosystem destruction can expect a ton of flak from numerous sides, be it politicians, Green activists, and plain old concerned members of the public, not to mention the less than delightful prospect of appearing in a TV documentary splashed all over 100 million TV screens telling everyone what lowlives they are. Drug smugglers neither care about the bad press, nor the prospect of being caught, partly because being caught rarely happens, and your average concerned member of the public is going to think twice before annoying a bunch of ruthless criminals armed to the teeth with automatic weapons. The website was also depressing from this standpoint: Jessica Speart has written novels ba ![]() |
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trystianity![]() ![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 1028 Kudos: 926 Votes: 49 Registered: 20-Mar-2004 ![]() ![]() | A magazine article I found while browsing, it is old (1994) but still interesting since we are on the topic. A few snippets: In what is known as the China White Case, a smuggling ring operating between Shanghai and San Francisco was implanting heroin-filled condoms into the stomachs of large goldfish. Mortality in a certain percentage of the fish regularly shipped in for the pet trade is expected. It was only when Chinese officials noticed stitching on the fishes' bellies that they began to smell a scam. The Chinese worked in cooperation with U.S. agents, which eventually led to the arrest of three men. The case is now being appealed. In perhaps the most creative ploy to date, shipments of tropical fish were double-wrapped, with the outer bag holding liquid cocaine. Though USFWS has been aware of this ruse since 1985, no case was ever cracked until May 6, 1993. Tipped off by a DEA informant, agents discovered 12 out of 60 boxes of tropical fish contained liquid cocaine, which appeared as an oily thickness at the bottom of the bags. A second case, in October 1993, involved 100 boxes. This time the fish swam in dark-blue, medicated water with the liquid cocaine dyed to match. A third shipment was discovered when some bags sprang a leak, emitting a strange odor. [link=http://www.jessicaspeart.com/magcargo.html]http://www.jessicaspeart.com/magcargo.html" style="COLOR: #f4e8e0[/link] A shadier side of our beloved hobby....it's amazing what some people will do do make a few dollars. |
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Forever-mango![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 611 Kudos: 586 Votes: 35 Registered: 01-Dec-2003 ![]() ![]() | You wouldnt want to know how some people smuggle fish into Australia. Just say they xrayed a person and found some fish in funny looking bags in the lower parts of a person. |
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RustyBlade![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 987 Kudos: 1667 Votes: 391 Registered: 23-Apr-2003 ![]() ![]() | There's a pic here... [link=http://www.customs.gov.au/site/page.cfm?c=5650]http://www.customs.gov.au/site/page.cfm?c=5650" style="COLOR: #4778C7[/link] Stupid woman, sif you're not going to get caught ![]() |
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So_Very_Sneaky![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ultimate Fish Guru Posts: 3238 Kudos: 2272 Votes: 201 Registered: 10-Mar-2004 ![]() ![]() | LMAO Come Play Yahtzee With Me! http://games.atari.com Http://www.myleague.com/yahtgames |
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Calilasseia![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Ultimate Fish Guru* Panda Funster Posts: 5496 Kudos: 2828 Votes: 731 Registered: 10-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() | My mum is a woman ... Would lead to some interesting biological speculation if she wasn't ![]() ![]() |
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sirbooks![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Sociopath Posts: 3875 Kudos: 5164 Votes: 932 Registered: 26-Jul-2004 ![]() ![]() ![]() | Apparently some of these fish were plecos, including a pair of L066 cats. If the smuggler had made it through the airport, they would have profited greatly! I feel really bad for the fish, since they will probably be "disposed of" by customs officials. They (the fish) weren't the wrongdoers. ![]() Last edited by sirbooks at 07-Jun-2005 15:06 |
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JQW![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 869 Kudos: 758 Registered: 09-Apr-2003 ![]() ![]() | My mum is a woman, and she's 43 this year. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll ask her tomorrow. ![]() |
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Hoa dude_dude![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 957 Kudos: 888 Votes: 72 Registered: 28-Dec-2004 ![]() ![]() | Are you a woman, aged 43? ![]() ![]() |
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JQW![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 869 Kudos: 758 Registered: 09-Apr-2003 ![]() ![]() | The woman, aged 43 from Rosanna, in Victoria, arrived at Melbourne airport on a flight from Singapore on Friday. YEEKS!!! I'm from Rosanna ... .. . ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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wish-ga![]() ![]() Mega Fish Dial 1800-Positive-Posts Posts: 1198 Kudos: 640 Registered: 07-Aug-2001 ![]() ![]() | From the Sydney Morning Herald; A woman has tried to smuggle 51 live tropical fish into Australia concealed beneath her skirt. The woman, aged 43 from Rosanna, in Victoria, arrived at Melbourne airport on a flight from Singapore on Friday. Customs officers said they were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from the vicinity of her waist. The woman was found to have 15 water-filled plastic bags concealed beneath her skirt, suspended in a purpose-built a ![]() Efforts were continuing to identify the fish found inside the bags, Ms Fisher said. A Rosanna home has also been searched by authorities and another five fish seized. "The fish ... could have posed potentially serious quarantine, environmental and health risks had they not been seized by Customs," Ms Fisher said. The woman is facing a maximum penalty for the illegal importation of wildlife of $110,000 and ten years' jail. It is the second seizure of live fish at Melbourne's airport in recent months. AdvertisementAdvertisement In March, customs officers stopped an alleged attempt to smuggle rare Asian Arowana fish by an airline crew member. "Wildlife trafficking is a cruel practice as many of the offenders ignore the health and well-being of the animals by packing them tightly in small areas for long periods of time," Ms Fisher said. Ms Fisher, how apt (just noticed that!) Last edited by wish-ga at 06-Jun-2005 22:01 ~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~ |
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Callatya![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator The girl's got crabs! Posts: 9662 Kudos: 5261 Registered: 16-Sep-2001 ![]() ![]() ![]() | LMAO! They had this onbthe radio this morning and were trying to name the garment ![]() What is the bet you can do? ![]() |
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lil_mikey69![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ultimate Fish Guru Posts: 3180 Kudos: 2380 Votes: 1 Registered: 22-Jan-2003 ![]() ![]() | This is hilarious. Hopefully it wasn't one of our Aussie members returning from a trip :lol: There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore, and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed a ![]() "During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release. "An examination revealed 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built a ![]() The species of fish was not immediately known, but customs officials warned they could carry diseases that could decimate Australian fish if they escaped into local rivers. Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the fish are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to 110,000 Australian dollars - the equivalent of about $83,000 US-and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years. |
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