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Actually its Dominic, but I have facial hair if that counts.

.. So, in the spirit of the TV show, who would be on your list for the apology and good deeds needed to atone for the wrongdoings you did them, and restore your good karma?.

Mine are as follows.

1) When I was about 8-13 I continuously hassled two women, alison bone, and nikki tomlins, I did so out of pure lechery and unreciprocated love (boo hoo),and I probably ruined their education by hitting on them in class ( not sure if you could tell it was an actual hit attempt, I was probably just really embarrassing and generally very persistant). - I am rectifying the sin by staying the hell out of their lives

2)I beat up the guy who was actually dating nikki a lot, I hated him illogically and mostly out of jealously, and I actually thought he was a nice guy but it turned out he was a complete little nerk, and he broke her heart. - easy one, self rectifying Karma - was right! ...who knew? It feels kinda wrong I did it though , but to this day im not sure if I saw him I wouldnt just hit him again . I saw him on friends reunited fawning over some girl he went out with either during or after his relationship with nikki, and for this guy I was deprived? Disgusting.

3) I once bought a video recorder with my student grant , I suppose I should apologise to my mom, but then she sold my car and kept the money. Technically she was loaded so she got the guilt later on and bought me a guitar (granted it was 12 years later) . Im not sure who crosses who off their list for that one

I think my karma is self regulating... must work faster, its starting to feel like destiny. Im confusing myself with the ramifications of karma now.

Who would you apologise to,and what for?

ps if you havent got the foggiest what im talking about clicky link below.

http://www.nbc.com/My_Name_Is_Earl/

Who would you apologise to,and what for?

No one. I tried, and they rejected it.

When I tried to start my list it ended up way too long. It's not that I've been that horrible of a person, I just mess up and do stupid stuff a lot.

I guess the very main one though, if I could pick just one, is

I'm sorry that I treated my hubby REALLY bad several times recently after having had a little too much to drink. Lashing out at someone in retaliation for the wrong that they have done to you is never acceptable no matter how much liquor is involved.

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~~Melissa~~
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

okay.. i'll play..

I try to live my life without regrets.. most of the time, im pretty perceptual of my wrongdoing... but... there was this one time... when i had to tell my grandmother i got arrested.. she worried like crazy.. and well... im not sure if not telling her would have been better.. but im sure it would have not caused so much grief. i feel like her spirits dampened and she no longer looks at me the same.

probably true.. and its very deserved... but.. uh.. i'd like to take that WHOLE situation back and pretend that never happened...

*Chelle*
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I love the fishes cuz they're SOOO delicious...

Thats her lack of acceptance, she owes you one for that. Chelaine to go on grannys list.

Fallout- aint dat da troot.

Crazyred, thats proper norty, but a great confession though. I dont feel so bad for being a stalker now, well done, ill put you on my list

Proper norty??? Not an Americanism......please translate.

I have admitted to him that I was wrong and that I will never let it happen again.....I hope, in time, he can forgive me.

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~~Melissa~~
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

norty as in naughty

Offer beer and wear provocative clothing Hey it works on me Men typically forget their own names under such conditions .

i don't do anything wrong.. I am a perfect little angel. . .

err... wait....

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"it's the neck, it creaks under the weight of too much heavy thinking."

yeah i retract what i previously stated I'm innocent too!!! i swear!

*Chelle*
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I love the fishes cuz they're SOOO delicious...

Hmm, lets think.

Apologies to the following:

1) The kid who rode Good Girl. Yes, I did waggle my whip, and I'm very sorry my horse wasn't fast enough to get in front of yours before you went splat.

2) The fish that have carked it under my care. And the budgie I squished, and the lizard I cooked, and the silkworm I cut in half. Actually, to all the animals unfortunate enough to have met me in my childhood.

3) Anyone I've promised something to and have failed to do it. I'd name them, but it'd be a long list, and to be honest if i could remember them and what I was supposed to do, then this wouldn't be an issue!

4) To Nanna. I was right, but I shouldn't have said anything.

5) Dane, my little footy star I wouldn't have persued you so hard had I known you were gay *sigh* Whoops. When you get out of the navy, I'll shout you a beer or 3


Now, I would like confessions of guilt and heartfelt apologies from Shaylee, Ali, Sally, and Mum... atone you buggers! c'mon!

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

Lol, lizard cooking is a common phenomenon, but budgie squashing? Ive sooo gotta hear the story behind that one.

I used to cut the heads off flies, reattach them and watch them fly off, well, until the head fell off again. Hey, I was three, and dont ask me where I found the scalpel. We wont go into the setting fire to bees with a magnifying glass stage. Just as well I wasnt born 20 years later, or id be off to therapy being watched closely for any signs of becoming a serial killer.

( you could tell I was gonna end up in animal rescue cos I at least tried to put the heads back on, well either that or a vivisectionist )

Foul child

Im prepared to respect my elders, but some old folks take the urine. If theyre prepared to be nice i'll go the extra mile for em, but if theyre gonna start getting unpleasant or judgemental i'm prepared to remind them that natural selection still performs even in our twisted society I think there comes a point when showing respect to someone includes arguing or disagreeing with them, not doing so is humouring them, being old is not an excuse to sublimate the will of those around you. That's the priviledge of wisdom, not age.

People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, and a soft target is still a target if it keeps taking shots at you. Feel no guilt .

I er, I was just handling it, but I kinda grabbed it a tensy bit too hard...

The lizard-cooking *sigh* its not your average lizard-cooking. I boiled it. I reasoned that sunlight heats things, and that his water was icy, and he'd probably value some warmth, and when he didn't value it straight away, I kinda assisted him to death. then of course dried him off and made it look like a random everyday death. *sigh* Bad, I know, but there was pretty good reasoning behind it for my age

And you are right, but there are just some things that stick with you, and for the best of intentions, sometimes no matter how right you are about life, the universe and everything, the words can still cut deep. I can only forgive myself so far, and I'm afraid Nanna was always very good at grudges, so I reckon I have a while to go yet


For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

I'm practically perfect in every way

Too many to list, I'll be paying for at least 6 life times I'm sure. Don't tell me secrets, I manage to keep them from everyone except those who really shouldn't know. I'm a bad dissembler, the truth just pops out of my mouth. My driving karma is going pretty good though. I let people cut in front of me then when I really need a green light, there it is!

"If you're afraid you'll make a mistake, you won't make anything."
-Family Circus