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Theresa_M
 
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A newly diagnosed disorder is afflicting millions of people around the world. Aquarium Induced Hysteria (AIH) sufferers exhibit many symptioms. Watch for the following warning signs:

-Sudden nausea after view credit card or bank statements
-Frequent, unscheduled visits to pet and fish stores
-Bargaining in order to set up more aquariums
-Planning vacations around National Aquariums
-Justonemorefishaphobia
-Irrational room reclamation (rooms previously used for other purposes slowly coverted to fish rooms)
-Neglect of physical appearance, household chores, etc
-Anxiety or melancholy when separated from aquariums


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Post InfoPosted 03-Feb-2006 16:34Profile Homepage PM Edit Report 
crazyred
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OMG....I have it! I gues it goes hand in hand with MTS.

I'm a sick woman. I also call it "aquariaholism", but there ain't no 12 step program.


~~Melissa~~
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Post InfoPosted 03-Feb-2006 17:00Profile MSN PM Edit Delete Report 
Tanya81
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so sad, yet so true

72 gallon bowfront:Tanganyikan Lake set up
75 gallon: A. Baenschi trio,Cyanotilapia Afra Cobwe(4), copadichromis trewavase, protomelas sp. tangerine tiger(breeding pair)
Post InfoPosted 03-Feb-2006 18:16Profile AIM MSN PM Edit Delete Report 
fishyhelper288
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hmm, i assume htis develops over a months time?

after 2 years and i plan everyhting around my fish....and i always find some way for "just one more"
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Theresa_M
 
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I found out that in addition to suffering from AIH and MTS I recently came down with a very serious case of Tang Fever

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Post InfoPosted 03-Feb-2006 21:21Profile Homepage PM Edit Delete Report 
fishkid99
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haha you know what if you visit this website daily you probably have AIH haha!

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Calilasseia
 
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If I had the funds, I'd do what Ad Konings did. Buy a whole house just for fish.


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BlackNeonFerret
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Whole house for fish...

i've been in the hobby, what, 3 months, and i already have AIH and NTS

I was also misssing my fish at my dad's house, so i dragged him and my little brother in a pet shop so i could stare at fish.

But it is all worth it for the fishy friends.
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luvmykrib
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I definitely have it bad! Luckily I also suffer from Mental MTS and have been able to hide it a bit! But wherever we go if there's a fish tank that's where you'll find me.

I am glad there's no cure though, I wouldn't want it and would fight anyone trying to cure me of my fish addiction.

"If you're afraid you'll make a mistake, you won't make anything."
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BlackNeonFerret
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Exactly. no cure makes us happy!

Okay, my friends think i am seriously weird, but i love fish.

And if anyone took my fishy friends away
Post InfoPosted 18-Feb-2006 14:12Profile PM Edit Delete Report 
DaMossMan
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Whoa !

You just nailed head on what's wrong with me totally.

CURE: Find a mate suffering from the same affliction.
Build fish room, take turns with water changes
Still lookin

The Amazon Nut...
Post InfoPosted 21-Feb-2006 06:56Profile Homepage PM Edit Delete Report 
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