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1. Glue a quarter to the ground and see who tries to pick it up

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee
and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put
a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Stare at the ceiling for no reason and see how many people join you

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera;
& use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store humming the jaws song

11. Run around the store suspiciously loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department,
practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack
and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

16. go up to a boy with glasses and say, "you're a wizard, Harry!"

17. Dress up in some awful ,unmatching outfit and say Hi to random people. Then, go to then food spot and have an animated conversation with a papaya.

18. throw random things into peoples carts when there not looking

19. Walk up to a random person, and ask them to marry you.

20. Put on slippers, and walk through the store singing loudly, and off key about "how the slippers love you"

21. If they have a McDonalds in the store order a big mac. If there's a burger king, ask for a mcchicken

22. grab a huge amount of one thing then when people stare at you say "what?" and then walk away

23. Fill your cart with lots of expensive stuff, and when someone walks away, swap your cart with theirs

24. order something from there mcdonalds then run away beforwe buying it

25. ask random people if they will buy you a candy bar and show them the biggest one wall-mart has

26. When the loudspeaker comes on, curl up into a fetal position on the floor, and scream "NOT THE VOICES!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!"

27. if they have Christmas displays out, go on one and start singing "it's begining to look a lot like christmas"

28. Give the clerk a $100 bill and ask for change in quarters

29. Go to a christmas display an ask a nearby worker where the Easter Bunny is

30. Go to the toys section and say where are the clothes? "They're over there *points to clothes*" Then to Cosmetics and say I STILL CANT FIND THEM!

31. get an alarm tag and sneak it in a co-workers pocket

32. go to the clothes department and ask a worker where the clothes department is

33. Ride a bike around the store and claim you're taking it for a "test drive".

34. pull up a chair to one of the big screen tv's and just stared wide eyed at it

Thanks for that

That's awesome...too bad some could probably get in some trouble...staring at the ceiling is always fun

13. Hide in a clothing rack
and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

LOVE IT!

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

When I used to work at Meijer's I'd yell you won! you won! when people would withdraw from the ATM

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There is water at the bottom of the ocean

that's still kickin' around? Hahahhah

great to be reminded of these but missed a few

***Get a gallon of orange juice and make a streaming puddle of it going to the bathroom.

***Walk around the store singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" at the top of your voice.

***Get in the buggy and ask people to push you around.

***Chase down the stockers and torment them

***Oh and uh, demand that someone help you find cheesecakethat you are in serious need of cheesecake, and see how fast a guy can run, when you have "that face" on

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

***Get a gallon of orange juice and make a streaming puddle of it going to the bathroom.

Apple juice looks far more realistic.

lol yeah i got this email a few years ago as well.
anywho my favourite is number6: Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


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Billy was a scientist, Billy is no more. For what he thought was H20, was H2SO4

4. Walk up to an employee
and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

what does thismean?

~elaine~

10. Dart around the store humming the jaws song

11. Run around the store suspiciously loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

My friend once did that...it was funny

another funny thing is to ask their employees in the fish section complicated questions..... its so funny



the one with the voices and the intercom cracked me up

oh oh oh.....have we mentioned:

Setup a tent in sporting goods and take pillows and all to the tent and tell people that if they will be your friend they can come in with you?


I don't know what a code 3 is either, but it might be fun to see the look on the person's face

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Fart over the freezer units, that smell lasts a LONG time.
yes I admit it , it was me

That was hilarious. I really needed a good laugh. I'm kinda late but you forgot--Go to the electronics section, set all the radios on one station and turn the volume up..then walk away. That makes the employees so mad.

"throw random things into peoples carts when there not looking"

*Kristin*