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I AM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!


Last edited by trystianity at 20-May-2005 16:43[/font][/font][/font][/font]

"My keyboard doesn't work!"

"Is it plugged into the computer, sir?"

"I think so."

"Pick it up and walk to the other side of the room."

"Okay."

"Are you still holding the keyboard, sir?"

"Yes."

"Then it's not connected to the computer, sir."

"Oh, let's see if this other one works. It does. Thanks."

PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.

That's just like trying to get out of the car without undoing your seatbelt...that hurts.





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My hopes are so high,
that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me,
so I die happy…
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-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

If you love your kids and know that there is a field trip to a place that is on the water, ie. Coast, River, Lake, etc. And you suspect that your child might cause trouble at school (conduct is often an S, N, or U) either
A) be a chaperone
B) keep them home from school on the day of the field trip

Don't tempt a teacher to do anythingoff this close to the end of the school year

hml


I would never even think of doing anything off to any of my lovely loving darlings, never not me

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I miss those times
I miss those nights
I even miss the silly fights
The making up
The morning talks
And those late afternoon walks
I miss my friend
The one my heart and soul confided in
The one I felt the safest with
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"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

S, N or U???

Hmm, the idiosyncrasies of US education.

We just classify ours as "well behaved" and "evil bums"



Last edited by Fallout at 21-May-2005 06:38

Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

You've missed a category, Calil - what about the little bums, not quite an evil bum but no angel either

If you know the plaster's coming off your wall, dont drop a 20kg kitebuggy on it!

Last edited by Fallout at 21-May-2005 06:39

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I like to think that whoever designed marine life was thinking of it as basically an entertainment medium. That would explain some of the things down there, some of the unearthly biological contraptions

When floorboards have been lifted for rewiring the house, don't put your foot in the holes. Especially when moving a bed from one room to another.

* Breathes sigh of relief at escaping serious injury *


Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

S, N, U

Satisfactory, Needs improvement, Unsatisfactory, respectively.

Tryst, i was just thinking the same thing the other night I had my headset on to answer a unit while conducting a traffic stop (you can either have the headset on and use it that way while the resource (channel) is in select, thus putting the channel to the headset and not the room speakers, or deselect the resource and have it on the room speakers) so i could hear better, and once they gave me the lisence plate, i went to spin around to get the information of our NYSPIN (new york statewide police information network) computer. In order to do that, you have to push back from the console, and spin around. Well, i didn't take the lead to the headset off the thing i had it clipped to, and it ripped off my head and slammed on the ground.. ouch!! The even more sad thing? i've done that like 4 times

Yes, timmmy you've got it right We also award E's and G's. Here is how it is determined. Each child every six weeks gets a new conduct chart that they are to keep up with and have signed nightly...no conduct sheet can mean a conduct mark, lost conduct sheet can wind up being an "U" in conduct (that doesn't sound right)

E=Excellent (0-2 marks)
G=Good (3-5 marks)
S=Satisfactory (6-10 marks)
N=Needs Improvement (11-15 marks)
U=Unexceptable (16+ marks)

Yes, it is quite possible to get E's in conduct...and like wise it is possible to get U's in conduct]:|

how it goes is if this happens in a day, and yes they can manage to go from an E to G in one day for some

1-verbal warning
2-mark
3-mark and lunch detention
4-mark and call to parent
5-mark and office

Now the trick is if you act up in the hall and another teacher catches you misbehaving, they can also give you a mark!

So watch your step, some of us have more patience than others, while some will rip you in have...try me right now, and if you are normally on the lower end, it's forget it go to the office, i don't want to see you again today, goodbye...

Anyways, that's how we score it...and please don't send a kid on the lower end of the scale on a water field trip with a teacher who is at their breaking point

hml

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Don't attempt to walk away from your truck when you just might have shut your hair in the door. [/font]

Empty chairs at empty tables, the room silent, forlorn.

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Hoping you are dreaming of me too...
Someday the miles will be less and we will dream together
Your heart and mine Always and Forever...

If you are already having trouble climbing stairs, it is a very bad idea to attempt to do so with a large and heavy basket of laundry.



Milk goes in the refridgerator, not the oven or as may sometimes be suspected, the pantry. It spoils.



If you put your clothes in the washing machine with detergent and turn it on, it is very important to close the door. >_<



If you are siphoning water from your fish tank, make sure the hose is securely positioned IN the bucket on the floor.



Just one of those days


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Uh Trystbeen there, done that

Let's also add for the day, if you have spent time fighting a ]:|]:|]:|]:| filter, remove everything involved in it when you finally give up fighting it, don't leave it still set upotherwise you will be mopping the floor againor should I say sopping up the floor again

yes, it has been one of those days

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

And if said filter flooded your living room with about 65 gallons of water, and you thought you were cleaned up, you might want to let your neighbors that share the specific wall know just incase heidi

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Remember when old ones died and new were born
And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged
We came together, fell apart
And broke each other's hearts, Remember when
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"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle