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Fallout Moderator Communications Specialist Posts: 6416 Kudos: 4053 Votes: 742 Registered: 29-Jul-2000	Edited by Fallout Post your clean one liners! Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
Posted 30-Jan-2008 02:33
Joe Potato Fish Addict Kind of a Big Deal Posts: 869 Votes: 309 Registered: 09-Jan-2001	Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
Posted 30-Jan-2008 02:37
poisonwaffle Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003	"But if I don't fail this class, then the grades on my report card won't be in alphabetical order!"
Posted 30-Jan-2008 02:57
Joe Potato Fish Addict Kind of a Big Deal Posts: 869 Votes: 309 Registered: 09-Jan-2001	If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
Posted 30-Jan-2008 03:22
fishsage Hobbyist Tank You Daddy. Posts: 103 Kudos: 53 Votes: 16 Registered: 08-Dec-2007	What do you get when you combine an aethiest, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog. 55G -5x Bosemani, 3x Emerald Cory,3x Red Rainbow, 3x Turquoise Rainbow. 20G-Empty. 10G -4x Danio 3x Cory Fry 1 Gold Mystery Snail. 10G- 1x CAE, 2x Tetra 1x ADF
Posted 30-Jan-2008 03:25
Troy_Mclure Fish Addict Posts: 725 Kudos: 306 Registered: 20-Jan-2003	Wine is full of wisdom Beer is full of freedom Water is full of bacteria
Posted 30-Jan-2008 03:52
monkeyboy Fish Addict Posts: 521 Kudos: 375 Votes: 223 Registered: 10-Apr-2005	OJ Simpson..... Still looking for the real killer Fish tanks are an expensive addiction
Posted 30-Jan-2008 18:14
fishsage Hobbyist Tank You Daddy. Posts: 103 Kudos: 53 Votes: 16 Registered: 08-Dec-2007	dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!!!!! 55G -5x Bosemani, 3x Emerald Cory,3x Red Rainbow, 3x Turquoise Rainbow. 20G-Empty. 10G -4x Danio 3x Cory Fry 1 Gold Mystery Snail. 10G- 1x CAE, 2x Tetra 1x ADF
Posted 30-Jan-2008 19:40
Joe Potato Fish Addict Kind of a Big Deal Posts: 869 Votes: 309 Registered: 09-Jan-2001	Not technically a one-liner, but I think it applies anyway:
Posted 30-Jan-2008 19:48
Shinigami Ichthyophile Catfish/Oddball Fan Posts: 9962 Kudos: 2915 Registered: 22-Feb-2001	For some reason, I couldn't resist posting one of these... -------------------------------------------- The aquarist is one who must learn the ways of the biologist, the chemist, and the veterinarian.
Posted 30-Jan-2008 20:20
monkeyboy Fish Addict Posts: 521 Kudos: 375 Votes: 223 Registered: 10-Apr-2005	from back in the day.... "This just in...51% of the people are in the majority, 49%are in the minority" Fish tanks are an expensive addiction
Posted 30-Jan-2008 20:26
poisonwaffle Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003	Heh, XKCD rocks, spud!
Posted 30-Jan-2008 20:55
Joe Potato Fish Addict Kind of a Big Deal Posts: 869 Votes: 309 Registered: 09-Jan-2001	You still have those saved, Shini? Sweet.
Posted 30-Jan-2008 21:50
Shinigami Ichthyophile Catfish/Oddball Fan Posts: 9962 Kudos: 2915 Registered: 22-Feb-2001	LoL, I was surprised when I found out I still had them saved too... -------------------------------------------- The aquarist is one who must learn the ways of the biologist, the chemist, and the veterinarian.
Posted 30-Jan-2008 23:00
rjmcbean Hobbyist Like a Farmer Posts: 117 Kudos: 75 Votes: 415 Registered: 20-Jun-2005	A nose by any other name, would still smell. "it's the neck, it creaks under the weight of too much heavy thinking."
Posted 02-Feb-2008 05:26
sora Enthusiast Posts: 184 Kudos: 96 Votes: 134 Registered: 28-Feb-2007	A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we dont know what to do.
Posted 02-Feb-2008 16:04
Fallout Moderator Communications Specialist Posts: 6416 Kudos: 4053 Votes: 742 Registered: 29-Jul-2000	this is the second half of sora's joke... ... john kerry walks into a bar. The bartender thinks to himself " how many times can i do this joke?? "
Posted 02-Feb-2008 23:52
Cup_of_Lifenoodles Fish Guru Posts: 2755 Kudos: 1957 Votes: 30 Registered: 09-Sep-2004	What did Michael J Fox name his cigarette? Jigglypuff. You laughed. Admit it.
Posted 06-Feb-2008 12:20
Fallout Moderator Communications Specialist Posts: 6416 Kudos: 4053 Votes: 742 Registered: 29-Jul-2000	yea, i laughed, that was pretty funny 668: the neighbor of the beast
Posted 06-Feb-2008 18:29
Ironhand74 Hobbyist Posts: 95 Kudos: 69 Votes: 295 Registered: 11-Aug-2007	what you get when you place a "full bottle in front of me" A "full frontallabotomy"
Posted 08-Feb-2008 18:36
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