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desertfish Small Fry Posts: 13 Kudos: 7 Votes: 6 Registered: 17-Dec-2007   | 100% of household accidents occur within 10 miles of your house. |
 Posted 14-Feb-2008 06:58 |      |
rjmcbean    Hobbyist Like a Farmer Posts: 117 Kudos: 75 Votes: 415 Registered: 20-Jun-2005  | There is no such thing as an escalator out of order . . it can only become stairs. (Mitch Hedberg) "it's the neck, it creaks under the weight of too much heavy thinking." |
| Posted 15-Feb-2008 11:49 |   |
poisonwaffle  Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003 | *resurrects thread* Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive." |
| Posted 12-Mar-2008 20:44 | |
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Shinigami        Ichthyophile Catfish/Oddball Fan Posts: 9962 Kudos: 2915 Registered: 22-Feb-2001  | I really need to get a pic of myself in this shirt... http://www.threadless.com/product/452/Fish_Tank -------------------------------------------- The aquarist is one who must learn the ways of the biologist, the chemist, and the veterinarian. |
| Posted 12-Mar-2008 21:22 | |
wish-ga Mega Fish Dial 1800-Positive-Posts Posts: 1198 Kudos: 640 Registered: 07-Aug-2001  | Nerves of steel, brains of jello (when a driver does something dangerous and foolhardy) ~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~ |
| Posted 19-Mar-2008 05:19 | |
| Troy_Mclure Fish Addict Posts: 725 Kudos: 306 Registered: 20-Jan-2003 | "Hey if it gets any livelier in here, a funeral might break out!" - rodney dangerfield |
| Posted 20-Mar-2008 04:55 | |
papasan Hobbyist Posts: 72 Kudos: 34 Votes: 0 Registered: 13-Oct-2007   | an old farmer said to me " poor old daisy the cow has got bluetonge"-i said how did she get hold of a cell phone? |
| Posted 31-Mar-2008 20:39 | |
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