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Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

Der Spiegel (German magazine) recently put together this collection of howlers. A collection of assorted people with nothing better to do with their time, trying to do for other songs what the fat kid did for NumaNuma ...

Der Spiegel Page

Scroll down until you come to the part of the page with the little camera icons if you can't understand German. Then click upon them. Requires the dreaded RealPlayer, or, if you're sensible like me, download RealAlternative (plugins for all major browsers) and avoid RealPlayer's cr*ppy spyware.

Look out in particular for the strange kid who ISN'T lip syncing to the Britmey Spears song, but possibly doing a better act in the process, and the strange threesome with the multi-coloured hairdos/wigs singing the Schnappi song.



Last edited by Calilasseia at 18-Mar-2005 21:02

Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

all those songs shall bow down to the almighty LLAMA SONG!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Daka<<<<

I am Schnappi, the little crocodile.
Come from Egypt, is located directly at the Nile.
First I lay in an egg,
then, schna, schnapped myself free

[ Refrain ]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch


I am Schnappi, the little crocodile,
have sharp teeth, and of it completely beautifully much.
I schnap yourself which I schnap can,
I schnap too, because I can so well.

[ Refrain ]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch


I am Schnappi, the little crocodile,
I schnap gladly, that is my favourite play.
I creep to the mummy ran,
and show it as I to schnap can

[ Refrain ]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch


I am Schnappi, the little crocodile,
and of schapping, there war I not too much.
I bite the Papi briefly on the leg,
and then, then sleep I simply.

[ Outro ]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snatch (snatch!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (!)
Schnappi Schnappi snatch (snatch!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi snatch (!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi snatch


basic babelfish translation with a few modifications

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

Schnappi the little crocodile.

Finding english lyrics.

GERMAN LYRICS

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm’ aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf’ ich einfach ein.

[Outro]

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

It also proves that out there is an overweight kid with a truly remarkable talent for making regular polygons with his lips ...

Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

SPRING! I hope you aren't going to scoot back off again now I've missed you!

How is Austria?

This song hasn't made it mainstream here yet, is being played as a "wow, the Germans DO have a sense of humour" type thing, but i'd imagine it will get worse

And I was well aware that Germans had a sense of humour before this. This merely proves they also know where to buy earplugs!

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

OK thank you folks, now I've got both French Erotic......dededdd, and the crocodile song stuck in my head....i definately need some help now....ROF--heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Ive been living in Austria for the last two months as an AU Pair and that song is played on TV and the radio NON STOP!!!! I cant get it out!!! Make it stop PLEASE!!!!!

The worst part is... even when I have turned off all the TVs and radios in the house, the child Im looking after starts singing it!!!

NOOOOO


Ahhhhh so thats what the post reply button does?

The Fat Kid Singing The Dumb German Song

Actually, that song is by a Romanian pop band called O-Zone...

Here's the story...

[link=http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050226073809990007]http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050226073809990007" style="COLOR: #FFFFFF[/link]

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

I AM SO ADDICTED!

http://www.schnappi.tv/hoerenundsehen.php

This song is highly addictive, you aren't going to be able to get it out of your head. It may even replace badger badger mushroom snaaaake, thats how good it is

Download the player on the left hand side

Shnappi schnappi schnap!

Last edited by Callatya at 04-Mar-2005 18:45

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

download Das Alles ist Deutschland.

That is the absolute best german song ever.


DAS ALLES IST DEUTSCHLAND, oh, oh ,oh !!!!!

Okay, annoyance time ...

WARNING: do not leave the flash on this link running while posting to the Board or browser crash/server error message woes may ensue ...

The Fat Kid Singing The Dumb German Song

This one's a download for Windows Media Player (.wmv):

Kids Mimicking The Fat Kid Singing The Dumb German Song

Download the video then run in Windows Media Player if you do not value your sanity.


Panda Catfish fan and keeper/breeder since Christmas 2002

It is an absolutely terrible song!
You're absolutley right Calla; once you've heard it, you can't get it off your mind.
The bad thing over here is; they play it 100 times a day on every radio station you can possibly think of. So even if you DID get it off your mind ...]:|

"Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil ... "

Das ist der lustigeste Lied habe ich gehort.
Ich werde der Lied in meiner Deutsche Klass singen.
Sehr viele Spass!!!

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Yes!! The French Erotic Film! Good taste in humor

Badgerbadger.

I love songs like that, along with the French Erotic Film! If you want more, go hang out at Albinoblacksheep.com

Lots of fun, crazy flash videos. I recommend Numa Numa! /:'

I'm having trouble navigating through this German site... I've heard of this song but haven't gone out to look for it yet. But to note, apparently the Schnappi song has been like on the top of the lists in Germany. Crazy Germans.

And also.... Badger Badger Badger sucks.

Last edited by Shinigami at 04-Mar-2005 21:44

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The aquarist is one who must learn the ways of the biologist, the chemist, and the veterinarian.

If you love German songs about crocodiles, then you'll love the [link=Frech Erotic Film!]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/french.php" style="COLOR: #FFFFFF[/link]!

The song has nothing to do with the images, but rather it is about the guy wanting to become a crocodile.

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

NOTHING beats badger badger, NOTHING!