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Shannen Banned Posts: 1160 Kudos: 1686 Votes: 98 Registered: 17-Feb-2004	Your only happy cause your brain is playing tricks on you wile it bakes. Question: how many barmundis can you fit in a 5gal? Last edited by Booger at 27-Jan-2005 10:03
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Babelfish Administrator Small Fry with Ketchup Posts: 6833 Kudos: 8324 Votes: 1570 Registered: 17-Apr-2003	Answer 25, but only if you remove the 25 clown loaches 15 bala sharks and 5 plecos that you have in there for algae removal. Question: Whos buying lunch? ^_^ Current [link=Contest Rules]http://www.fishprofiles.com/files/forums/Aquascaping/44382.html?200412022138" style="COLOR: #EB4288[/link][/font]
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Shannen Banned Posts: 1160 Kudos: 1686 Votes: 98 Registered: 17-Feb-2004	I bought lunch yesterday. What is the number painted on most pencils?
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Babelfish Administrator Small Fry with Ketchup Posts: 6833 Kudos: 8324 Votes: 1570 Registered: 17-Apr-2003	42 But don't boil them and mash them then smother them in boiling butter....or gravy. Also do not shread them with sharp knives or graters then fry them in hot oil... ^_^ Current [link=Contest Rules]http://www.fishprofiles.com/files/forums/Aquascaping/44382.html?200412022138" style="COLOR: #EB4288[/link][/font]
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
moondog Moderator The Hobnob-lin Posts: 2676 Kudos: 1038 Votes: 4366 Registered: 30-Sep-2002	if a plane crashes on the border between the US and canada, where do you bury the survivors? "That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Babelfish Administrator Small Fry with Ketchup Posts: 6833 Kudos: 8324 Votes: 1570 Registered: 17-Apr-2003	I believe that one was asked already But the side the roosters egg rolls down onto of course . ^_^ Current [link=Contest Rules]http://www.fishprofiles.com/files/forums/Aquascaping/44382.html?200412022138" style="COLOR: #EB4288[/link][/font]
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Mike R Fish Addict Posts: 593 Kudos: 830 Votes: 322 Registered: 27-Jul-2004	Roosters are livebearers Babel. You know that! Which came first, the Angelfish or the Angelfish egg? Mike
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
RAST Big Fish Posts: 437 Kudos: 162 Votes: 236 Registered: 07-Feb-2002	I got one!!! Why did the chicken cross the road???
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Shannen Banned Posts: 1160 Kudos: 1686 Votes: 98 Registered: 17-Feb-2004	everyone know that one. It's to prove to the armadillo it can be done. what comes on TV at 8 tonight?
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	The 8 o'clock night show of course Ok a toughy What day of school do elementary teachers celebrate when they celebrate the hundreth day of school? "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Mike R Fish Addict Posts: 593 Kudos: 830 Votes: 322 Registered: 27-Jul-2004	Thursday. Mike
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	What happened to the plastic surgeon who sat on a fire? "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Mike R Fish Addict Posts: 593 Kudos: 830 Votes: 322 Registered: 27-Jul-2004	He should have known better, if you're made out of plastic you have to be very careful around heat sources. His bottom melted. That caused alot of problems that I won't go into. My understanding is that he made a full recovery and thankfully the scars are not usually visible. BTW his doctor was the one who pioneered the Red Hot Poker procedure for opening melted....well you get the idea. Mike
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	Why was there a fly in a man's alphabet soup? "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	Duh...cuz he couldn't pass Hukked On Fonix and had to know how to read in order to impress his she-fly's father...why else would any guy be paying attention to letters? Not to mention, why else would a guy have invented Alphabet soup? PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
wish-ga Mega Fish Dial 1800-Positive-Posts Posts: 1198 Kudos: 640 Registered: 07-Aug-2001	why else would a guy have invented Alphabet soup? So he can spell out "Will work for decent food" in his bowl... New question... In what season does the "summer solstice" fall? And what is the appropriate attire for this? (eg do any rules apply like white shoes and labour day etc) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
superlion Mega Fish Posts: 1246 Kudos: 673 Votes: 339 Registered: 27-Sep-2003	Well here it's in summer but you're in the southern hemisphere so it must be in winter As for clothing, I never know what to wear anyway. ><>
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
poisonwaffle Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003	Q: Do illiterate people ever get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
wish-ga Mega Fish Dial 1800-Positive-Posts Posts: 1198 Kudos: 640 Registered: 07-Aug-2001	...maybe more so. A new and exciting word with every spoonful! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	Better yet, why is there a sign at McDonald's that reads, "Picture menus available"? Doesn't it seem like if you're able to read the sign then you should be able to read the word McChicken and Big Mac? Maybe it's just a test to see if anyone would be brave enough to explain that they read the sign and now they need a picture menu because they can't read... PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	ROFLMAO @ Iltat "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	Here's a question...what happens when you tell a 5 year old to freeze, because she is running with 2 dozen eggs, and is mad? "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Untitled No. 4 Big Fish Posts: 488 Kudos: 452 Votes: 33 Registered: 07-Nov-2004	What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Untitled No. 4 Big Fish Posts: 488 Kudos: 452 Votes: 33 Registered: 07-Nov-2004	A carrot.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	You get enough scrambled eggs to feed the Notre Dame football team's offense...and it's offensive coordinator... PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	close enough, I ended up with a really unhappy 5 year old who had to go to her bedroom, after she threw them on the floor, trying to cover her rearend...amazingly none broke.. "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
JQW Fish Addict Posts: 869 Kudos: 758 Registered: 09-Apr-2003	Why the girl I like doesn't like me? :#( :#( :#(
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	As far as I can tell, it's because you're male... PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	Because she's crazy? "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	Which causes her to be different from all other females how?!?!? PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	Hey now billy, I am not crazy, I repeat, I am not crazy, I am certifiably insane though "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
iltat Mega Fish Posts: 1076 Kudos: 1216 Votes: 0 Registered: 14-Oct-2002	Which means, like all girls, you're able to have complete arguments and make decisions without the need or bother of that pesky thing called logic... PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
rabbit Fish Addict Posts: 580 Kudos: 461 Votes: 7 Registered: 24-Oct-2003
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
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