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You might end up with a foot that feeds you. Now, I wouldn't mind that if it was a pretty foot.

O dear ! ther'es another of them! who knew that tim would end up with disciples.

What do you call food that isn't Organic.

american ...and or mc donalds....come on what more could you expect from a country where ther'es a company with the motto "food for the fun of it" ...frito lay btw....and yes I do like fritos but only eat them on the 25th of december.

Okay and for a seriously important one...

Why is it that the one thing you were looking forward to or excited about ends up not going right

Case in point, the new glass tank cover I bought this weekend is almost twice as wide as my tank >.<...*wanders back to square 1*

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Trolls on the Astral plane. After something like that ask your Spirit Guide to kick some Troll butt. After a while they figure out when they mess with you a butt whoopin follows and they leave you alone. Viking, Celtic and Mongol Spirit Guides are much in demand for this sort of thing.

Mike

ps. So, are those your tootsies on Tim's avatar?

MINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

I dont' wear nail polish ....besides mine have been known to kill fish by stepping on them ...they're safely enclosed in two pairs of socks (one wool thank you very much) and boots right now....


So that begs the next question.....where does one advertise for a spirit guide.....

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In the Asral Times of course. Or you can go to the Astral Plane and find one. That involves getting out of your body which ain't easy. When it starts to happen you think, "Cool, I'm doing it!" and the spell is broken and you slam back in.

Mike

ps. Post a pic of your feet sans socks and I'll try to find you a viking. They're the best.

See I thought they had to be researched thru the spirit guide


funny that, it's rather similar to flying the knack of which is throwing yourself @the ground and missing as we all know.

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ps. So, are those your tootsies on Tim's avatar?

*hides quietly*

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Huh?

Edit-Never mind I think I got it. Astral Projecting is like flying, right?

And how can you research a spirit guide through a spirit guide if you don't have a spirit guide?

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-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Are they Ferretfish tootsies? Must be! I wish I had pretty feet.

Mike

ERrr....Maybe.

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Well, we now know who has the silvery blue polish

I've got a question: Why is it the day you decide to go home sick, the other teacher in the room decides to dismantle your classroom, and put it back together in a way that suits her, yet leaves you totally bewildered?

And exactly where is that dang folder with "The Story Type Wheel" on the front?

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Was it a mystery?

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

something that requires Scoob and the gang to figure out.

Well once theyr'e done figuring out why that happens in classrooms they can apply their knowledge to studios !





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Astral Trolls again.

Signing off now. the wife just got home after being gone for 4 days.

Mike

So that's why Mike was here keeping us all amused! I've had some very good laughs over this thread in the last few days. Mike, do you think you could convince your wife to share you with us?

No Whetu, how fast he got off line I'm thinking we won't hear from him for a day or two Since it is a family site I won't say why But, you're right Whetu the laughs have been great!!!

So Babel did they take your studio, turn it upside down, and move everything so that you can't find anything?

Here is a copy of a memo sent out to all the teachers on my campus today...What do ya'll think?

Thursday, LeepFrogLearning will be here on campus. We will all be having a group meeting at 9:00 with LeapFrog. Everyone is required to dress up. Thank you.



"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Meaning of Manky for Mike R;

Manky (Adjective)



unciation: ['mæng-kee or -ki]

>Definition 1: (Chiefly British and particularly Scottish) Dirty, used, but also maimed, mutilated, or otherwise defective.

Usage 1: The term was borrowed by Scots English in the 16th century as "mank." Since expanding more broadly through Britain it has accumulated the common adjective suffix "-y." Though neither the Oxford nor Cambridge dictionaries list "mankiness" as the noun, given the productivity of this suffix, there is no reason not to apply it should the occasion arise.

Suggested usage: You might not want to use this word on a job interview but it does allow you to give "dirty" and "used" a rest down at the pub. "Now, now, don't cry. Use my tissue. I'm afraid it is a bit manky. Sorry." It can also replace "out of whack" and "broken" without forcing you to the more cerebral "defective": "If you don't like this wine, your palate is manky." "Manky" provides you the luxury of a choice of unoffensive alternatives in referring to lame or disabled limbs: "a game leg" or "a manky arm" (or vice versa).

Etymology: Old French manc, manque via Scottish. Originally from Latin mancus "maimed." The underlying root is *man-ko- "maimed in the hand." Akin to English "mangle" and Sanskrit manak "little." The root, man- is the same as that in Latin manus "hand," which appears in numerous English borrowings: "manual (by hand)," "manipulate," "manuscript," "manicure," etc. (Thanks to Sabra Jones for bringing this Scottish lexical nugget to the attention of the rest of the English-speaking world.)

(from the Word of the day link at the below website)
http://www.yourdictionary.com

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Anyway back to the questions;

Where does 'volcanic ash' come from?



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Ahhhh... Volcanoes?

What is the primary material that a wooden baseball bat made from?

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What is the primary material that a wooden baseball bat made from?

The left leg of a semi drunken sailor that won the battle with the sea monster but lost the war.

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Manky is a wonderful word! I think I'll make it part of mt everyday vocabulary.

Volcanic ash spews from volcanos but that isn't where it comes from.

Deep inside the Earth, the original inhabitants of this corner of the galaxy are hard at work building a propulsion system. They intend to move the Earth to the binary system of Proxima-Alpha Centauri where it will be inserted into a figure 8 orbit around both stars.

Volcanic ash is a by-pruduct of their labor which they expel during eruptions.

And Whetu, as for sharing it would depend in what capacity. If you could be more specific I could ask. Or maybe I could give you her e-mail and you could ask.

Mike

ps. We went to dinner,hung out until it was time to send the kids to bed, locked our bedroom doors and a good time was had by all. I'm so glad she's home.

well it really depends on the player using the bat, in Sammy Sosa's case, cork

Daka

TMI Mike!!! TMI (about what we all figured )

Next Question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

"ps. So, are those your tootsies on Tim's avatar?"

*joins ferret in hiding*

Daka

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It's a little known fact that woodchucks can chuck wood. Extensive studies have been done at Ruchhoeft's Really Rare Rodent Sanctuary in Wisconsin. The location is kept a secret for security reasons. Really rare rodents are very valuable, It would be a shame if someone snitched some.

Now the studies were done with the Waffle Woodchuck, known for it's vibrantly varigated vur...I mean fur.

It was found that a 2 kilogram chuck could chuck approximately 4 kilograms before retiring in restful repose.

Mike

ps. I knew you figured that. I thought it was a trivia question so I confirmed it.

Oh thank you Mike, yes I did know that I'm a teacher I know everything right? Now what still confuses me is: is the 4kg the amount chucked in a day? a week? or a lifetime? did you find that information?

One more question, ok worth 10 points:

If She sells sea shells by the sea shore, who is she? And what sea shore does she sell the sea shells at, oh and one more what kind of sea shells are they? (15 pts.)

Heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Sally
Salty
Small

How did Peter Piper pick pickled peppers? If the peppers were pickled they had to have already been picked.

Mike

EDIT- That's how much they chuck before they have to rest. Takes 47 minutes on average.

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Why do people in Shakespeare's plays speak the way they speak?

Is a wood chuck an animal?
Why do they have to rest after 47 minutes?
Does this have anything to do with homeostasis of organisms?

JQW is was ye olde countenance, structure and colloquialisms methinks.

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you see mike, here in Texas it gets so hot with the acid rain and all the the peppers automatically pickle to become pickled peppers while they are on the vine, thus Peter Piper had to pick the already pickled peppers from the vine in Presidio...

But, do you know how many prepickled peppers peter piper picked per say?

Heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

JQW,
Yes, a wood chuck is an animal.
They rest because they're tired.
Has nothing to do with homeostasis, Woodchucks are decidedly imbalanced from the cellular level all the way up to severe bouts of gastric distress. It's pretty icky business cleaning woodchuck cages. They are also usually deeply disturbed emotionally.

On to Peter,
If memory serves it was a peck. A peck is a quarter bushel.

A peck = 8 quarts = 537 cubic inches. Now if we assume the average pepper is 1.46702 cubic inches, he picked 365.25 or 1 for each day of the year.

Mike

In what capacity did the horses aid in trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together?

The king's men, used the froth from the king's horses as a temporary adhesive. But, it was do to the temporariness of the adhesive from the froth of the king's horses, that the king's men were unable to successfully put humpty dumpty back together again. Now if the king's men had been prepared for such an unfortunate event one if not all of them would have had a tube of super glue, magnifying glass, and tweezers, and woud have been quite successful at putting humpty dumpty together again. Since they were not successful at putting humpty dumpty together again, he was unfortunate enough that he became scrambled, and Mrs. Humpty Dumpty was left to raise their dozen of egglets alone.

Now for the next question:

At what point in the witch's life from Hansel and Grettel did the witch become cannabalistic and why?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

probably just after going crazy enough to build a gingerbread house.

Unstable later in life, from dwelling induced sustained sugar high.

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Ahh! The twinkie defense!

Mike

Very good, with all the carbs, sugar, and creation of a house of gingerbread, it made her go to the supreme meat eater....

Next question please....

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

If I go to a local homeware store and ask for a Polytetrofluroethene cooking ware, what would I be asking for?

Any words in this thread with more than 4 syllables must be approved in advance by Wish-ga.

Mike

Taking a guess and simply that as I truelly agree with mike on the 4 syllable words being preapproved by WishGa...

would the answer be Pyrex?

Why is it that you don't crave sweets until you are on a diet and can't have them?]:|

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Diet Demons, the dirty little rats get into your brain a start messin with your beta endorphins.

Strangely enough, protien in 4 doses throughout the day will confuse them. Also a 1/2 of a small baked potato at bedtime upsets their stomach.

Mike

How come cats get 9 lives and the rest of us only 1?

because they don't know how to use their first life decently, and keep trying to get killed...and us as humans, can escape most anything?

sorry no potatoes...to many carbs...yep another one of "those People" lost 50 this way last year, time to lose some more...lol

Do dill pickles really get rid of the sweet tooth and why do they?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Polytetrafluroethene= teflon(nonstick) cookware....pyrex is some kind of borosilcate though the full name escapes me even though i have visted the largest boron mine is the US twice.....college has made me forget everything


why is that the more educated people become the dumber they get?

It is one of Murphy's Laws. You should continue and get the most education possible...this is where the law comes into effect...the more you get the less brain you have to think with, eventually your brain is full and you are unable to think anymore...TAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Next question: Why is it that you get the notice from your doctor that you need to call and talk to him about your recent blood results, the day before you have your doctor's appointment?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Polytetrofluroethene cooking ware

What the?????? JQW official warning mate. One more and you will have to contribute to the other trivia thread.

This close to being bounced out...

Now back to trivia for dummies...

Neeexxxxxxxttttt


"What dish would you get if order 'soup of the day'?

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wish-ga that is a tough one, would it be salad?

what is the reason why we talk about fish here on fishprofiles?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Soup comes in a bowl, not a dish.

Or is a bowl a dish?
Could a dish be a bowl?
Is the soup made with fish?
I think I'd rather have fowl?

So many questions.
So little time.
Now I'm confused.
And I'm typing in ryme.

Help, Mike

Under what circumstances 1+1=3?

If one 1 is male and the other female.

We talk about fish
because if we talked about birds
we wouldn't know about plecos
and their extra long turds

It's happening again, Mike

But Mike, If the 1 male and 1 female happen to be guppies you end up with at least 35 the first month, then 70 the next month, and then 100 the third month, and say that they first 33 start breeding the fourth month, and you have equal males to females, you will have 130 (assuming the female only has about 30 a month though we know this is underestimated :%))and 17x30= 510+130 from mom (uh grandma)=640, then the next month the 2nd batch of fry start having fry to add to the 1st batches...so we have 640+510+510= 1660....oh heck 1+1 will never =3....he lost his mind up there...and so have i...next question...:%)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

IRK! I always get the math questions wrong.

Why, when I started going bald, did it seem the hair that left my head sprouted elsewhere?

Bald Mike

Where in the rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was indeed an egg?

Mike it's isn't that you are going bald...you just need to quit tweezing, the other parts of your body where the hair is growing...because as you tweeze your hair from those places it's pulling it out of your head!!!

And I have no idea where we got that Humpty Dumpty is an egg...where did we find out that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Oh why is it that on the days I can sleep in I wake up early, and the days I have to wake up early I can't get out of bed?

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"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Though I don't know you that well, I suspect it's your own contrary nature.

That was said with love BTW.

Contrary Mike

IRK! I always get the math questions wrong.

that's sort of the correct answer

lol

Don't worry Mike, it was taken with love...and no I'm notcontrary Runs to hide from the lightening fixing to strike....Heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Is the glass half FULL or Half EMPTY????

From philosophy viewpoint, the glass is half full, cause I'm an optimistic person.
From english viewpoint, the sentence contradicts its self, therefore not possible.
From mathematics viewpoint, the solution is irrational.
From chemistry viewpoint, at this stage, an equilibrium is reached, therefore it is neither full nor empty.
From physics viewpoint, the volume of the liquid contained is halved, there fore it has less mass.

A monkey fell down from the tree, because it was dead.
Another monkey fell down from the tree too, because it was dead too.
Why did a third monkey fall down from the tree?]

He fell from the tree because he was laughing so hard at the other two monkeys

Yep, one of those days :%)

Why do people only listen to someone's advice when it is too late?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Why did a third monkey fall down from the tree?

Because he was trying to grab the nuts of the other two monkeys.





I meant peanuts as snack foods....or did I?





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porb cause pll like knowing things from experiance

what did noah call the hives on the ark??



thats a real toughy

...I always call hives itchy...

Tell ya what, how about we just apply Benadryl and call them gone...

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EDIT: Errrr... on second thought, after reading that again later, I don't think I want it posted.

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They shade the glow of it with their mossy-misty costumes,
They wear masks of silk, porcelain, brass, and silver,
So as not to mislead with their own, ordinary faces.

Oh Janna it was such a nice reply and wishga I thought the nuts being mentioned were pecans...I would fall from a tree after 2 buddies for a bunch of pecans!!!

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

eh, aint "equilibrium" over 4 syllables?

Daka

uh Daka I don't know let me clap it out e-qui-li-bri-um....oh no another math problem, so let's make it the next question:

Is 4>5 or is 4<5 or is it 4=5????

Heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

4+5=9 duh
Finally! Yes! I got one one right! HAHA!

Mike

Come on ya'll, even us Texans know that 4=|5|

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Q:Why did a third monkey fall down from the tree?

A: Because of peer pressure.

Does 1 + 1 equal 2

or WINDOW!!

????

Hmmm...I thought the third monkey fell out of the tree because the he was a gorilla and was trying to chill in a bonsai tree...

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1+1=3...even I know that one...

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Oh heck forgot my question: Why is hot tea hot?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Because not hot tea just doesn't roll off the tongue?

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I'll go for the iltat! your turn...

Beginning to wonder if sleeping off and on was such a good idea today...wide awake at 11p and have to be up at 6a to teach... Thinking of going and cleaning house, and changing sheets...crazy....Heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

If a spaceship lands directly in front of you and an alien walks out, which of the following statements should you NOT make?

1)"Hi, nice to meet you." (or "Jolly good to see you" if you're from a non-American English nation)
2)"Wow, that's something you don't see everyday!"
3)"HEY! You almost hit my new car! I'm about to beat the crap out of you!"

Choose wisely...consider this training in case the situation ever presents itself...

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What about wheres the Beer! to our new found alien friend!

Heck Iltat, you invite them in for a drink, show off your tanks, and ask for advice for the new 2000 gallon you anticipate getting soon....Heidi :%)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Crykee!!! What was that!!!

<<---Feels stupid b/c she isn't grasping the concept of this whole trivia thing

*hides*

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Iltat....my guess is

"DADDY!!!!" Followed by a hollywood run and hug .

I believe there was mention earlier of cleaning house remember this is a family site...none of that horrible stuff in here !



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*Cleans mind* Sorry, it was terrbily dirty...

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So Iltat, it's been your mind that keeps bumping into mine in the gutter


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Unsure if the question was properly answered... I'd say the correct answer (what not to say) is choice 3. "HEY! You almost hit my new car! I'm about to beat the crap out of you!"
If you've ever watched 'The day the earth stood still', you'd understand why you should not take an agressive stance with a superior being.

Is it my turn?

Here's an easy one...

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

That's way too easy.

42. duh.

Now I'll ask a harder one-

What is the QUESTION to life, the universe, and everything, to which the answer is 42?

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They shade the glow of it with their mossy-misty costumes,
They wear masks of silk, porcelain, brass, and silver,
So as not to mislead with their own, ordinary faces.

What is the QUESTION to life, the universe, and everything, to which the answer is 42?

For someone who is 42 years old, how old is life, the universe, and everything?

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What's 6 times 9? We were just over this in chat today

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69...*realizes he missed spot on mind, wipes that spot off*...easy, it's 412.9767

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Everyone knows it's potatoes.


Of course that leaves us wondering what joe potatoes role in life the univers and everything is .

Iltat the question was not what's the symbol for the star sign cancer .




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A tumor?

Yes, Iltat you missed a spot, but in the process I think you hit a spot on my mind I happen to love my dirty, evil, little mind

So now that we know the answer to 6 x 9 = whatever was said up there...

What does 9 x 6 =???

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

*clears throat* *retrieves iltats mind from the gutter*

I already said what the answer is Heidi!!!

Everyone knows it's potatoes.

Which means we have to answer my question now!

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We know that is to make thoughs on Atkins want to give up their diet, and go get some smashed

My question now:

When you say you have one mouse, and get another one it is 2 mice...but if you have one moose, why is it 2 moose.

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Cause you gat another one. Hello! If you've got one moose and get another you've got two.

Mike

OOps! Just reread it and you were talking about why the plural of moose is moose. Geeze, do you have to make the ?s so complicated?

The plural of moose is moose because mooses would sound silly and mice is already taken and miice would be hard to ounce.

That's my guess, Mike

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Hey FerretFish &amp; others only just joining this thread now...

explanation;

There was a trivia thread that was really tricky. So I started this thread.

Idea is to ask a question that has a really obvious answer. The more obvious the BETTER. Basically we want to feel smart because we know the answer so you get accolades for being as pedestrian as possible.

Join in, it's funner than not knowin' stuff!

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What day of the week follows sunday?

All of them. Well all of them except Sunday because sunday is sunday of course.

Why do people say, "Clean as a whistle"? Whistles, if they had been blown, would have at least a little spit in them.
If it has any spit at all, I wouldn't consider it clean.

Mike

Wrong mike...happy taste buds follow sunday!



Because you wouldnt put it in your mouth if it wasn't clean.

unless of course you're a baby, or a dog....in which case everything goes even if it doesnt make the tast buds happy!.

Question:
"If happiness runs in a circular motion
tossed like a little boat upon the sea"
then is it possible to be happy in the middle of the sahara?

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Your only happy cause your brain is playing tricks on you wile it bakes.

Question: how many barmundis can you fit in a 5gal?

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Answer 25, but only if you remove the 25 clown loaches 15 bala sharks and 5 plecos that you have in there for algae removal.


Question: Whos buying lunch?


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I bought lunch yesterday.



What is the number painted on most pencils?

42





But don't boil them and mash them then smother them in boiling butter....or gravy.

Also do not shread them with sharp knives or graters then fry them in hot oil...

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if a plane crashes on the border between the US and canada, where do you bury the survivors?

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I believe that one was asked already

But the side the roosters egg rolls down onto of course .

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Roosters are livebearers Babel. You know that!

Which came first, the Angelfish or the Angelfish egg?

Mike

I got one!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road???

everyone know that one.


It's to prove to the armadillo it can be done.

what comes on TV at 8 tonight?

The 8 o'clock night show of course

Ok a toughy What day of school do elementary teachers celebrate when they celebrate the hundreth day of school?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Thursday.

Mike

What happened to the plastic surgeon who sat on a fire?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

He should have known better, if you're made out of plastic you have to be very careful around heat sources.

His bottom melted. That caused alot of problems that I won't go into. My understanding is that he made a full recovery and thankfully the scars are not usually visible. BTW his doctor was the one who pioneered the Red Hot Poker procedure for opening melted....well you get the idea.

Mike

Why was there a fly in a man's alphabet soup?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Duh...cuz he couldn't pass Hukked On Fonix and had to know how to read in order to impress his she-fly's father...why else would any guy be paying attention to letters? Not to mention, why else would a guy have invented Alphabet soup?

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why else would a guy have invented Alphabet soup?

So he can spell out "Will work for decent food" in his bowl...

New question... In what season does the "summer solstice" fall?
And what is the appropriate attire for this? (eg do any rules apply like white shoes and labour day etc)




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Well here it's in summer but you're in the southern hemisphere so it must be in winter As for clothing, I never know what to wear anyway.

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Q: Do illiterate people ever get the full effect of alphabet soup?

...maybe more so. A new and exciting word with every spoonful!

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Better yet, why is there a sign at McDonald's that reads, "Picture menus available"? Doesn't it seem like if you're able to read the sign then you should be able to read the word McChicken and Big Mac? Maybe it's just a test to see if anyone would be brave enough to explain that they read the sign and now they need a picture menu because they can't read...

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ROFLMAO @ Iltat

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Here's a question...what happens when you tell a 5 year old to freeze, because she is running with 2 dozen eggs, and is mad?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

You get enough scrambled eggs to feed the Notre Dame football team's offense...and it's offensive coordinator...

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close enough, I ended up with a really unhappy 5 year old who had to go to her bedroom, after she threw them on the floor, trying to cover her rearend...amazingly none broke..

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

As far as I can tell, it's because you're male...

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Because she's crazy?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Which causes her to be different from all other females how?!?!?

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Hey now billy, I am not crazy, I repeat, I am not crazy, I am certifiably insane though

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Which means, like all girls, you're able to have complete arguments and make decisions without the need or bother of that pesky thing called logic...

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