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[vote]Yellow 1986 1-ton Dodge schoolbus. Seats 20 children.[/vote]
That's the most hardcore ride in the world.

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

babel - she's just gonna have to come to my store and buy another one

knock the cowboys in the head, tie them up and stack them high

Heidi you're terrible! But thanks for the OTHER advice

I know I'm terrible, but hey there is that new song by "Big and Rich"; "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy..."

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

I'm driving from Calgary to Texas. My brother says he will lend me whichever vehicle I want. Which one shall I choose?

(sadly my camera has broken so I can't supply pics
[option1]Yellow 1986 1-ton Dodge schoolbus. Seats 20 children.[/option1]
[option2]Red 1963 Valiant convertible with leopard-print seat covers. On original 1963 tyres![/option2]
[option3]White 1994 Chevy Suburban 3/4 ton 4x4 SUV. Ex-RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). No rear door-handles. Prisoner cage removed. Optional gun-racks. [/option3]
[option4]Dark green 1996 Sears Craftsman ride-on lawnmower. 6 speed. 18 hp. 48-inch mowing deck.[/option4]
[option5]Black 1960 Chrysler Windsor. Push-button automatic. Buck Rogers-style astrodome dashboard. [/option5]
[option6]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/option6]

[span class="edited"][Edited by whetu 2004-07-26 18:33][/span]

[vote]Yellow 1986 1-ton Dodge schoolbus. Seats 20 children.[/vote]
That way you can help out some poor stranded people trying to hitch a ride.

[vote]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/vote]
best choice since there are no chevrolets

[vote]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/vote]
if' it's illegal in that state just drive really really fast to get thru it....


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AND WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



...CAMERA BROKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....


*has heart attack*



WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY C:



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ahh, lil bil is talking about mowing lawns when he doesn't even have one....

[vote]Black 1960 Chrysler Windsor. Push-button automatic. Buck Rogers-style astrodome dashboard. [/vote]
i don't know what it looks like but buck rodgers sounds spot on for me!

[vote]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/vote]

[vote]Red 1963 Valiant convertible with leopard-print seat covers. On original 1963 tyres![/vote]
That's just too cool to pass up :88)

[vote]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/vote]
but you should put the gun rack back in it for texas besides, this one will probably be the best gas mileage of the choices you've shown us.

hey tim:

White 1994 Chevy Suburban 3/4 ton 4x4 SUV. Ex-RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). No rear door-handles. Prisoner cage removed. Optional gun-racks.

what was that about "no chevys" ???

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[vote]White 1996 Ford Police Interceptor. Ex-Madera Co Police. Pillar-mounted spotlights (illegal in some states). Police persuit package. Gun rack and flashing lights removed. [/vote]


6x2x2 - Firemouth and Oscar Tank
30+ royal pythons.

Back in the game after 4 years out ..

[vote]Dark green 1996 Sears Craftsman ride-on lawnmower. 6 speed. 18 hp. 48-inch mowing deck.[/vote]
I'd love to see that! taking the 'scenic route' to Texas via all the long grass

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

[vote]White 1994 Chevy Suburban 3/4 ton 4x4 SUV. Ex-RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). No rear door-handles. Prisoner cage removed. Optional gun-racks. [/vote]
because you'd fit right in down here with that there gunrack!!!

Visions of me driving a car full of cowboys
At least they could help me change all the tyres when they blow out!

Well, I've made up my mind and, against all your wise advice, I've chosen the Chevy SUV. I know it's boring and has terrible gas mileage, but it's also the most reliable of all the vehicles (except the mower).

And it has room in the back for me to throw a mattress so I can sleep in the vehicle, saving me having to search for accommodation each night and saving me money.

Also it's a little interesting, especially if I pick up any hitch-hikers. The rear of the vehicle has been set up to carry prisoners, so it has no door handles or window controls. You have to wait for the driver to let you out. Those poor cowboys!

[vote]Dark green 1996 Sears Craftsman ride-on lawnmower. 6 speed. 18 hp. 48-inch mowing deck.[/vote]
You'll be the center of attention....

unfortunetly

I'm very sad about my camera. The people at the camera-repair place said it must have received a knock, and it would cost more to repair the old one than than buy a new one. I knew something was wrong when the yellow canola field I was photographing came out purple, and the sky was orange. Then I tried to photograph the cars and phooey! no-go.

By the way, my brother thinks this poll is really funny. But I knew someone would oblige and vote for the lawn-mower Thanks Calla & Inko!

[span class="edited"][Edited by whetu 2004-07-26 22:32][/span]