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You know you are obsessed with fish when....

Your brother gives you a whirlpool jet for your bathtub as a Christmas present and you wonder what kind of current it would generate for your saltwater tank..

you dream of filters

A few nights ago, I actually had a nightmare that all of the filters on my tanks were catching on fire...lol...and I was trying to put out the fires.

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

..I like number 10 DaFishMan..ive done the same..hehehehehe....Weeeeeeeeeeeee

I dream of fish jumping out. -_-

You know you're obsessed with fish when you can tell the gender of all the fish in your tanks (or at least most)...

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OH!!! I got a good one!

When you abbreviate "Local Fish Store" as LFS...lol

When yopu say "I have to go to the LFS"

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

when this thread is 18 pages long and hasnt slowed down in 6 months and you sit there for however long it takes to read them all and then deny it... because i didnt do that

... you feed them expensive sw sport fish and youre livin on HAMBURGER HELPER.

[span class="edited"][Edited by TIGER9 2004-01-08 22:12][/span]

you dream that you are going to get a new fish that you are pretty certain doesnt actually exist but you want to make sure, but then you can't remember the name of it, grrrr. It was such a cool fish too, it got to about 4 foot long, lived in rivers, it was called a river d___ and ate in a similar way to a baleen whale, it would take in big mouthfuls of water and then squooshes the water out through vents in the bottom of his mouth and is left with the food. And I was going to have 3 of theese. Now how cool would that have been?
Claire.

You take a walk to say hi to the fishies that live down the street from the hotel you are staying at in Haifa before the walk down the hill (mountain )



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you look for the LFS when you are on holiday...then say u aren't coming back when you don't find it....that may only apply to remote westcoast towns in NZ

...when you're still replying to a thread that was made 6 months ago...

(1) Rather than concentrate on a current dilema at work, you are thinking about new Aquascaping ideas. Or contemplation of an "Aquascaping Diary Of A New Tank" concept to keep everyone posted on the 'Net of your progress.

(2) You think about tanks you have saw and try to figure ways to improve them.

(3) Restocking tanks over and over again until you can almost see it in front of you.

(4) Realizing you are a Fish-a-holic and need help.

Gary
BTW:I have 2 Tanks on the go right now. This is fun.

Wow... I hardly realized I posted this six months ago! Pretty crazy.

You have another "fishy nightmare" and have to spend time convincing yourself that the Diamond Tetras are going to be fine because while the fish in the nightmare were shiny and silver, they were obviously not Diamond Tetras....

When you get plants in the mail (@the office) and can't wait to open the box so you do...right there....getting water all over the mixer and keyboard ....then promply set up a Water Change bucket with light and the plant cause you just don't have the time to put them in the tank right then....but still wanna see them....


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when you sell your car to buy more fish tanks

I'm guilty of lots
including fp as home page and replying to this thread 6 months later

... When you really aren't shocked by the fact that this thread is revived... again... and again... and again. ^_^

lol demos.

I think you must be obsessed when you have read all 19 pages of this thread not once.....but twice

I won't reveal if i have done this or not

I've definitely read this multiple times.

LOL babel.

You know you are obsessed with fish when you can look at anyone's aquarium and name the species of every fish in the tank by the scientific name and you know all of the common and nicknames as well.

You know you are obsessed with fish when...... I got nothing...

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

You end up kissing your lover thinking of being able to kiss your discus that have just bred

...you keep coming back to this thread enough times to notice that the "this thread is still being replied to" quips are really getting old...

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...when you know your betta's age to the day. (my betta is 1 year and 8 days old).

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

i am currenly mising the end of my pinkie thanks to my arowana.

...you know the price of every species the LFS's within 20 miles carry by heart...

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...you sit and watch the co2 diffuser you just built for 10 minutes just to watch what happens when the bubble gets too big. ....to make sure it's working right.

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"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

You go the your LFS and you know how many fish were purchased in the past few days

..... worse, the majority of those fish were purchased by you.

when you are on a forum with two threads about how obsessed by fish you are and one is "you may be obsessed..." and the other "You know you are obsessed..." and you can only think of replies for the "you know..." one.

...thats a good one Rasco...lol

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

when you do the following:
1. When you draw fish in your note book and are able to tell exactally what species they are.

2.You are up set because the store put a sea horse and a goldfish and coral and angel fish all on the same cake.

3. When all you want for christmas and your birthday is a aquarium.

4.When you miss your fish because you have not seen them in a day. and you do not miss your sisters that you have not seen for a year.

5. You stop because you see a aquarium light in a persons house and try to see what they have in it.

6. When you watch a show to see the fish in the background.
(I have done all of this stuff)

When you meet someone at a party and go back to their house to look at their fish.

When you bleach and then dechlorinate your own hands in between feeding each fish in case you spread something.

My right hand looks about 50 years older than my left, has about half the skin and is swelled to about twice the size. But I've stopped all the diseases in my betta tanks!

Or when you crash your car and decide to buy a new 20 gallon and a new 4 gallon ad a new female betta and choose to walk everywhere instead.

elisecroft wow!...*hands over an aloe leaf* for when you're done feeding for the day

~You want a bumper sticker that reads "will brake for fishtanks"

~You willingly sacrifice your thumbnail to the razor blade gods while working on something for the tank

~You're still waging a war on BGA in a tank even though you thought the war was over a few months ago...but still don't have the heart to send in the heavy artillery (antibiotics)...although they're comming next weekend...I'm tired of pulling green buggers from the tank.

~You buy a drill just so you can make a DIY CO2 unit

~You hunt all over town trying to find the right kind of bulbs for the tank w/o having to pay extra for them @the LFS

~You make 4 trips to the hardware store for pieces for a DIY light thinking "I have no clue what I'm doing" and laughing all the way because doubling the wpg on that tank will just be excellent .

~Your parents get you a 1 year membership to the national Aquarium in Baltimore

~You trade cookies for plants .


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[font color="#000080"]EDIT: This just in....the people you work for know you're obsessed with fish when they translate a piece of poetry for you that they just read in a program because it's about fish.

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[span class="edited"][Edited by Babelfish 2004-04-23 11:52][/span]

When you order a 150 gallon Rubbermaid horse/stock tank to be an 'indoor' pond for your clown loaches, and then realize the day before you pick it up you didn't even think about whether it can fit through your doorway!

You want a bumper sticker that reads "will brake for fishtanks"

i resemble that remark

---

"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

when u go to the lfs just to look at there fish(not buy just look)....everyday(i did that for a week then stopped when my grades dropped below a B)

You are almost ecstatic about having a reason to get a new tank that's even larger. Even if it means that you had to clean 20 gallons of fishy water from the living room floor.

Did ya'll know that in times of panic, you can keep your fish in a plastic storage bucket. And I know it wasn't the right thing to do, but the tank was empty, and a net wouldn't work, but my hands did quite well at catching those goldfish and pleco. (Johnathan Patrick; pleco; was quite irate by this move, but was happy to be back in the water.)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

When you go the richest girl in school's house, and everyone is soooo busy trying to impress her, but you're over by her saltwater tank drolling and saying, "Oooooo, fish!"
Brandi

[span class="edited"][Edited by chocobobabe 2004-05-10 14:55][/span]

hmm....when u think more about fish than school work at school. when u move ur fish to ur new tank to make room in the old so it will be not as closed to overstocked and be able to add more cory's to have a complete school because u didnt know they needed 6 hmm....sounds like me [end of rant] o and u are worried about other peoples fish and are constantly talking about fish to ur friend during school this sounds A LOT like me

1. You hardly play your favorite online game anymore, even though there's a clan with 12 people wondering where you are... (It's your clan)

2. a) Your oscars come to the front of the tank with mouth open, and wiggling side to side b) You make faces at them and start wiggling side to side.

3. You wonder how your friends fish is recovering, and they live in a different country.

4. You spend $800. on car repairs, then when you're broke, you scrape up $$$ to upgrade your lighting, add CO2, get melafix, hikari pellets... and so on... and buy another plant. Then kick yourself for forgetting check valves and a test kit.

5. Have you ever told a LFS owner off ? Told a LFS employee something "basic" that they did not know ?

6. You tell the LFS owner, if I come back here again within a month I'll get disowned...

7. The girls working checkout in the LFS start looking mighty attractive.

8. You haven't washed your car for 2 months, but you've done something to/in your tank every other day.

9. You make a "funny fishy face" when you kiss someone..

10. You start looking at your parents forest as a possible source of driftwood..



The Amazon Nut...

i double on the online game

Your parents ask you the scientific name of every fish in your tank, just so they can snicker at you because you can't help but tell them...

Everytime you walk past the office across the hall from yours, you stare at the tank on the desk, even though it's only a 5 gallon with a couple of swordtails...

When you are told that you will be moving into said office, the first thing you ask is 'Will the fish stay here?'

You can accurately judge the capacity of most tanks and/or containers which might hold water...in US gallons, even though you are Australian...

You can't think in anything but gallons and inches, because you spend most of your time talking fish with Americans on FP!

[span class="edited"][Edited by just beginning 2003-12-17 23:53][/span]

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

You're teachers, teachers of all people come up and ask you for advice regarding fish!!!!

You can accurately judge the capacity of most tanks and/or containers which might hold water...in US gallons, even though you are Australian...

You can't think in anything but gallons and inches, because you spend most of your time talking fish with Americans on FP!

Damn that annoys me.

Me too. I'll say a tank capacity in gallons and BF says, ok in proper terms now, so I'll say how many feet, and then he goes, no we use the metric system here, litres please.

Claire.

OK how bout...when mates come over and check out the fish tanks...and while they're not looking you inconspicuosly use your shirt to wipe off the water change stains from earlier that morning. Even when theres a towl at arms reach.
Or when you lose a fish and have a burial. With a minutes silence out of respect.
Mabe we can dedicate a day to all the fish that have met with death?
Jus

I like that Day of the Dead for Fish idea. ^_^ (I never thought this thread would have gone this far when I started it. ^_^)

You can accurately judge the capacity of most tanks and/or containers which might hold water...in US gallons, even though you are Australian...

You can't think in anything but gallons and inches, because you spend most of your time talking fish with Americans on FP!

Damn that annoys me.

Same here, Dave.

Yanks... Pfft...

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

You can't bear to see this thread end...ever...

you dream of filters



^_^

You know you are obsessed with fish when....

Your brother gives you a whirlpool jet for your bathtub as a Christmas present and you wonder what kind of current it would generate for your saltwater tank..

you dream of filters

A few nights ago, I actually had a nightmare that all of the filters on my tanks were catching on fire...lol...and I was trying to put out the fires.

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

..I like number 10 DaFishMan..ive done the same..hehehehehe....Weeeeeeeeeeeee

I dream of fish jumping out. -_-

You know you're obsessed with fish when you can tell the gender of all the fish in your tanks (or at least most)...

><>

OH!!! I got a good one!

When you abbreviate "Local Fish Store" as LFS...lol

When yopu say "I have to go to the LFS"

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

when this thread is 18 pages long and hasnt slowed down in 6 months and you sit there for however long it takes to read them all and then deny it... because i didnt do that

... you feed them expensive sw sport fish and youre livin on HAMBURGER HELPER.

[span class="edited"][Edited by TIGER9 2004-01-08 22:12][/span]

you dream that you are going to get a new fish that you are pretty certain doesnt actually exist but you want to make sure, but then you can't remember the name of it, grrrr. It was such a cool fish too, it got to about 4 foot long, lived in rivers, it was called a river d___ and ate in a similar way to a baleen whale, it would take in big mouthfuls of water and then squooshes the water out through vents in the bottom of his mouth and is left with the food. And I was going to have 3 of theese. Now how cool would that have been?
Claire.

You take a walk to say hi to the fishies that live down the street from the hotel you are staying at in Haifa before the walk down the hill (mountain )



^_^

you look for the LFS when you are on holiday...then say u aren't coming back when you don't find it....that may only apply to remote westcoast towns in NZ

...when you're still replying to a thread that was made 6 months ago...

(1) Rather than concentrate on a current dilema at work, you are thinking about new Aquascaping ideas. Or contemplation of an "Aquascaping Diary Of A New Tank" concept to keep everyone posted on the 'Net of your progress.

(2) You think about tanks you have saw and try to figure ways to improve them.

(3) Restocking tanks over and over again until you can almost see it in front of you.

(4) Realizing you are a Fish-a-holic and need help.

Gary
BTW:I have 2 Tanks on the go right now. This is fun.

Wow... I hardly realized I posted this six months ago! Pretty crazy.

You have another "fishy nightmare" and have to spend time convincing yourself that the Diamond Tetras are going to be fine because while the fish in the nightmare were shiny and silver, they were obviously not Diamond Tetras....

When you get plants in the mail (@the office) and can't wait to open the box so you do...right there....getting water all over the mixer and keyboard ....then promply set up a Water Change bucket with light and the plant cause you just don't have the time to put them in the tank right then....but still wanna see them....


^_^

when you sell your car to buy more fish tanks

I'm guilty of lots
including fp as home page and replying to this thread 6 months later

... When you really aren't shocked by the fact that this thread is revived... again... and again... and again. ^_^

lol demos.

I think you must be obsessed when you have read all 19 pages of this thread not once.....but twice

I won't reveal if i have done this or not

I've definitely read this multiple times.

LOL babel.

You know you are obsessed with fish when you can look at anyone's aquarium and name the species of every fish in the tank by the scientific name and you know all of the common and nicknames as well.

You know you are obsessed with fish when...... I got nothing...

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

You end up kissing your lover thinking of being able to kiss your discus that have just bred

...you keep coming back to this thread enough times to notice that the "this thread is still being replied to" quips are really getting old...

><>

...when you know your betta's age to the day. (my betta is 1 year and 8 days old).

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

i am currenly mising the end of my pinkie thanks to my arowana.

...you know the price of every species the LFS's within 20 miles carry by heart...

><>

...you sit and watch the co2 diffuser you just built for 10 minutes just to watch what happens when the bubble gets too big. ....to make sure it's working right.

---

"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

You go the your LFS and you know how many fish were purchased in the past few days

..... worse, the majority of those fish were purchased by you.

when you are on a forum with two threads about how obsessed by fish you are and one is "you may be obsessed..." and the other "You know you are obsessed..." and you can only think of replies for the "you know..." one.

...thats a good one Rasco...lol

~*~ Caviar? no thanks! ~*~

when you do the following:
1. When you draw fish in your note book and are able to tell exactally what species they are.

2.You are up set because the store put a sea horse and a goldfish and coral and angel fish all on the same cake.

3. When all you want for christmas and your birthday is a aquarium.

4.When you miss your fish because you have not seen them in a day. and you do not miss your sisters that you have not seen for a year.

5. You stop because you see a aquarium light in a persons house and try to see what they have in it.

6. When you watch a show to see the fish in the background.
(I have done all of this stuff)

When you meet someone at a party and go back to their house to look at their fish.

When you bleach and then dechlorinate your own hands in between feeding each fish in case you spread something.

My right hand looks about 50 years older than my left, has about half the skin and is swelled to about twice the size. But I've stopped all the diseases in my betta tanks!

Or when you crash your car and decide to buy a new 20 gallon and a new 4 gallon ad a new female betta and choose to walk everywhere instead.

elisecroft wow!...*hands over an aloe leaf* for when you're done feeding for the day

~You want a bumper sticker that reads "will brake for fishtanks"

~You willingly sacrifice your thumbnail to the razor blade gods while working on something for the tank

~You're still waging a war on BGA in a tank even though you thought the war was over a few months ago...but still don't have the heart to send in the heavy artillery (antibiotics)...although they're comming next weekend...I'm tired of pulling green buggers from the tank.

~You buy a drill just so you can make a DIY CO2 unit

~You hunt all over town trying to find the right kind of bulbs for the tank w/o having to pay extra for them @the LFS

~You make 4 trips to the hardware store for pieces for a DIY light thinking "I have no clue what I'm doing" and laughing all the way because doubling the wpg on that tank will just be excellent .

~Your parents get you a 1 year membership to the national Aquarium in Baltimore

~You trade cookies for plants .


^_^


[font color="#000080"]EDIT: This just in....the people you work for know you're obsessed with fish when they translate a piece of poetry for you that they just read in a program because it's about fish.

^_^[/font]

[span class="edited"][Edited by Babelfish 2004-04-23 11:52][/span]

When you order a 150 gallon Rubbermaid horse/stock tank to be an 'indoor' pond for your clown loaches, and then realize the day before you pick it up you didn't even think about whether it can fit through your doorway!

You want a bumper sticker that reads "will brake for fishtanks"

i resemble that remark

---

"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

when u go to the lfs just to look at there fish(not buy just look)....everyday(i did that for a week then stopped when my grades dropped below a B)

You are almost ecstatic about having a reason to get a new tank that's even larger. Even if it means that you had to clean 20 gallons of fishy water from the living room floor.

Did ya'll know that in times of panic, you can keep your fish in a plastic storage bucket. And I know it wasn't the right thing to do, but the tank was empty, and a net wouldn't work, but my hands did quite well at catching those goldfish and pleco. (Johnathan Patrick; pleco; was quite irate by this move, but was happy to be back in the water.)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

When you go the richest girl in school's house, and everyone is soooo busy trying to impress her, but you're over by her saltwater tank drolling and saying, "Oooooo, fish!"
Brandi

[span class="edited"][Edited by chocobobabe 2004-05-10 14:55][/span]

hmm....when u think more about fish than school work at school. when u move ur fish to ur new tank to make room in the old so it will be not as closed to overstocked and be able to add more cory's to have a complete school because u didnt know they needed 6 hmm....sounds like me [end of rant] o and u are worried about other peoples fish and are constantly talking about fish to ur friend during school this sounds A LOT like me