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A human?

he was skydiving and his parachute didn’t open

~elaine~

Ok thanks ya'll for blowing up what little brain I had, now I'm totally brain dead or brainless, heck don't have a working brain...

my solution for you tim is avoid fruits and veggieseat chocolate

Next:

The man who made it never used it,
The man who used it never knew he used it,
The man who wanted it never got it,
What is it?

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Because the government says so...right Tim?

you must fill out forms veg01, veg05, and if it's green, veg77. In addition, frt64, frt82, and frt40 if you'd like to keep the seeds. And pay 42.39 for every ounce you wish to convert. All this must be done on a blue moon between 7:45 and 8am.

Woah that one stumped us for ages as kids....

Hey with a 10 hour car ride riddles by grandfather babel were the way to go .

So how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable .

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The life, the love, You die to heal.
The hope that starts, The broken hearts...
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I’m getting tired of starting again, Somewhere new."

I think the egg came first babel... i got a few sites that say the egg did and have scientific evidence that the egg came first but we wont go there .. as for the other riddle... an umbrella.

That ones easy possessednovafurbywaffle boy
Chicken comes first, the egg forms around it.
Additionally the egg would have evolved as a protective defense mechinism against the aliens.

What goes up the chimney down, down the chimney down, up the chimney up, but not down the chimney up?

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The life, the love, You die to heal.
The hope that starts, The broken hearts...
I’ve got another confession my friend, I’m no fool.
I’m getting tired of starting again, Somewhere new."

Roosters don't lay eggs

Speaking of chickens....which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

You don't burry survivours. :%)

Here's a good one...
If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?





Last edited by ericm at 24-Aug-2005 18:01

A plane crashed on the border of the US and canada...where do you bury the survivors?

Yeah skydiving with the unopened shute.

The gov did have a hand in it, although the way I heard it (from the aliens I heard gossiping during their coffe break during the brain probe) they had cut his parachute cords while they were looking for his $0.02.

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Stuck in reverse
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When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
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A coffin?

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The tundra is frozen

There wouldn't be any footprints unless there was snow on the ground

Last edited by trystianity at 24-Aug-2005 16:20

the government did push him out, becuase he still had a dollar and wouldn't give it to them.

He fell out of an airplane and the shute didn't open

Ingo

Fallout would say the government pushed him out.

Last edited by LITTLE_FISH at 24-Aug-2005 14:20

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he died of hypothermia in a blizzard

(especially if he was only wearing a pack...)

Last edited by superlion at 24-Aug-2005 13:50

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Guy is found dead in the middle of the tundra. There are no footprints leading towards him or away from him. He is wearing a pack.

How did he die.

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The hope that starts, The broken hearts...
I&#8217;ve got another confession my friend, I&#8217;m no fool.
I&#8217;m getting tired of starting again, Somewhere new."

remember,

DON'T STEAL...

the government HATES competition!

i like my answer better.

Trick question . They first spent 10 bucks each which will total $30.But the store owner retotals it to 25 which means they would have to pay $8.34 each which is a rough estimate. So the shop keeper gives them a dollar back each and keeps 2 dollars. So that means each pay 9 dollars to total 27 dollars. You have to subtract the 2 dollars off to total 25 dollars which was the cost of what they bought at the store. So $25 dollars was the cost + $2 which the store owner kept which is 9 bucks each for the 3 men and thats why you cant add the 2 dollars onto the 27 dollar total. So to add up all the money..... $25 dollar total + $3 bucks back + 2 bucks the store owner kept = $30. You can subtract it too . $30 original total - $3 back - $2 = $25 :%) Its a bit confusing... and even I get a bit confused trying to think it all out. Keep the brain teasers coming

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Last edited by ericm at 24-Aug-2005 11:03

the government stole it

Moondog,

It's female teams.

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The answer to mine was ICE! And justbeggining to answer yours... NOTHING! That was an easy one .

Although we've already got quite a bit to think about, here's another one:

More powerful than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it you die. What is it?

P.S. We're talking perceptions here, not real live theological stuff.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

anything thoelogical or abstract

Last edited by longhairedgit at 27-Aug-2005 08:07

those penguins look similar to a few students who just left my class

and here's a tidbit of informationpinguin actually means "fat one"

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Eric,

A black hole?

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Ok heres a good one ...What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?

Man Poison, you are good.

Here is [link=A Site]http://www.botany.uwc.ac.za/presents/focuson/penguins/" style="COLOR: #ff6633[/link] with the Jackass Penguin (chuckle)

And here they are:

LITTLE_FISH attached this image:

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Yep... there is a rather large colony of "Jackass Penguins" living in South Africa... Near Capetown I believe...

as far as I know there is a colony of pinguins in South Africa.

OK so there are 3 guys who walk into a shop and spend $30 so they all put in $10 each. So they leave. After they have left the store owner re-thinks the total cost and works out that the correct cost should have been $25.

So that means there they were over charged $5. So the store owner runs after the 3 guys and gives them back $1 each and keeps $2. SO therefore they all only paid $9.

But each guys pay $9 each so that is a total of $27 plus the $2 the store owner keeps which gives us $29. But they originally paid $30.

Where is the other dollar???????

Can penguins live in Africa?

Yes

a) they have zoos
b) they own a part of the Antarctic(as do other nations as well)

Last edited by LITTLE_FISH at 26-Aug-2005 03:23

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two teams play baseball against each other. no man ever reaches first base, but yet the final score is 3-2. how is it possible?

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"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

Cows drink water, I've personally witnessed it... and I can confirm that full grown cow's don't drink milk

You put BREAD in a toaster, not toast

*contemplates telling dead baby jokes*

Can penguins live in Africa?

Whoa cory!!

What do cows drink?
What do you put in a toaster?

YES.

Most people never figure out, so I bet you've heard that one before.

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

The surgeon is female and also the boys mother.

Couple possibilites here...

A - One of 'em's the kid's stepdad
B - The mother is confused and needs to consult Maury
C - The surgeon is psychotic



Last edited by PoisonWaffle at 26-Aug-2005 00:11

Here's a classic...

A father and son are driving to a baseball game. On the way, they get into a terrible car accident. The father dies instantly in the crash, and the boy is rushed to the hospital with serious injuries. He needs to have surgery, but the surgeon, upon entering the room, says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son.". How is this possible?

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I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash.

uh yeah

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle