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ericm![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 573 Kudos: 448 Votes: 47 Registered: 21-Aug-2004 ![]() ![]() | Trick question ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by ericm at 24-Aug-2005 10:49 Last edited by ericm at 24-Aug-2005 11:03 |
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Fallout![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Communications Specialist Posts: 6416 Kudos: 4053 Votes: 742 Registered: 29-Jul-2000 | the government stole it |
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LITTLE_FISH![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ***** Little Fish ***** Master of Something Posts: 7303 Kudos: 1997 Votes: 670 Registered: 20-May-2005 ![]() ![]() | |
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ericm![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 573 Kudos: 448 Votes: 47 Registered: 21-Aug-2004 ![]() ![]() | The answer to mine was ICE! And justbeggining to answer yours... NOTHING! That was an easy one ![]() |
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just beginning![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Literature Nerd Posts: 1879 Kudos: 1380 Votes: 198 Registered: 17-Dec-2000 ![]() ![]() ![]() | Although we've already got quite a bit to think about, here's another one: More powerful than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it you die. What is it? P.S. We're talking perceptions here, not real live theological stuff. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde |
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longhairedgit![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Guru Lord of the Beasts Posts: 2502 Kudos: 1778 Votes: 29 Registered: 21-Aug-2005 ![]() ![]() | anything thoelogical or abstract ![]() Last edited by longhairedgit at 27-Aug-2005 08:07 |
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houston![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003 ![]() ![]() | ![]() ![]() and here's a tidbit of information ![]() ![]() "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle |
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LITTLE_FISH![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ***** Little Fish ***** Master of Something Posts: 7303 Kudos: 1997 Votes: 670 Registered: 20-May-2005 ![]() ![]() | |
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ericm![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Addict Posts: 573 Kudos: 448 Votes: 47 Registered: 21-Aug-2004 ![]() ![]() | Ok heres a good one ![]() |
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LITTLE_FISH![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ***** Little Fish ***** Master of Something Posts: 7303 Kudos: 1997 Votes: 670 Registered: 20-May-2005 ![]() ![]() | Man Poison, you are good. Here is [link=A Site]http://www.botany.uwc.ac.za/presents/focuson/penguins/" style="COLOR: #ff6633[/link] with the Jackass Penguin (chuckle) And here they are: LITTLE_FISH attached this image: ![]() ![]() |
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poisonwaffle![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() | Yep... there is a rather large colony of "Jackass Penguins" living in South Africa... Near Capetown I believe... |
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Dr. Bonke![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Posts: 367 Kudos: 215 Votes: 36 Registered: 15-Apr-2004 ![]() ![]() | as far as I know there is a colony of pinguins in South Africa. |
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RAST![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Big Fish Posts: 437 Kudos: 162 Votes: 236 Registered: 07-Feb-2002 ![]() ![]() | OK so there are 3 guys who walk into a shop and spend $30 so they all put in $10 each. So they leave. After they have left the store owner re-thinks the total cost and works out that the correct cost should have been $25. So that means there they were over charged $5. So the store owner runs after the 3 guys and gives them back $1 each and keeps $2. SO therefore they all only paid $9. But each guys pay $9 each so that is a total of $27 plus the $2 the store owner keeps which gives us $29. But they originally paid $30. Where is the other dollar??????? |
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LITTLE_FISH![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ***** Little Fish ***** Master of Something Posts: 7303 Kudos: 1997 Votes: 670 Registered: 20-May-2005 ![]() ![]() | Can penguins live in Africa? Yes ![]() a) they have zoos b) they own a part of the Antarctic(as do other nations as well) Last edited by LITTLE_FISH at 26-Aug-2005 03:23 ![]() |
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moondog![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator The Hobnob-lin Posts: 2676 Kudos: 1038 Votes: 4366 Registered: 30-Sep-2002 ![]() ![]() | two teams play ba "That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman |
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poisonwaffle![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() | Cows drink water, I've personally witnessed it... and I can confirm that full grown cow's don't drink milk ![]() You put BREAD in a toaster, not toast ![]() *contemplates telling dead baby jokes* ![]() Can penguins live in Africa? |
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Hoa dude_dude![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 957 Kudos: 888 Votes: 72 Registered: 28-Dec-2004 ![]() ![]() | Whoa cory!! ![]() What do cows drink? What do you put in a toaster? ![]() |
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Natalie![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ultimate Fish Guru Apolay Wayyioy Posts: 4499 Kudos: 3730 Votes: 348 Registered: 01-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() ![]() | YES. Most people never figure out, so I bet you've heard that one before. ![]() ![]() I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash. |
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puddle cat![]() Hobbyist Posts: 84 Kudos: 78 Votes: 446 Registered: 25-Apr-2004 ![]() ![]() | The surgeon is female and also the boys mother. |
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poisonwaffle![]() ![]() Mega Fish Posts: 1397 Kudos: 591 Registered: 11-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() | Couple possibilites here... A - One of 'em's the kid's stepdad B - The mother is confused and needs to consult Maury ![]() C - The surgeon is psychotic ![]() Last edited by PoisonWaffle at 26-Aug-2005 00:11 |
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Natalie![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ultimate Fish Guru Apolay Wayyioy Posts: 4499 Kudos: 3730 Votes: 348 Registered: 01-Feb-2003 ![]() ![]() ![]() | Here's a classic... A father and son are driving to a ba ![]() I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash. |
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houston![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003 ![]() ![]() | uh yeah ![]() "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle |
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