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Wow... you have too much time on yer hands

Not just funny, but incrediably witty. I love smart jokes

Haha, I remember finding that a few years ago online. It's great.



I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

I can speak a lil german but it quite annoyin, i taking french in school for gcse so should be pretty good at that when i older!

I also wanna speak italian a lot better

That was very good though, all be it a bit sad

Last edited by Perky at 03-Aug-2005 02:57

One thing I hate about German, its grammar. ]:|]:|]:|

is all i can say

~elaine~

uh oh the German speaks upbetter go beg Netti for some lessonsmy german is uh naddanow russian, or spanish? I'd be better off:%)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Am I glad now that I know how to speak german!

DAS IST MEINER HAMBURGER!!!

Well, not really:

Das ist mein Hamburger



Ingo

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Absolutely a piece of beauty.
Am I glad now that I know how to speak german!

DAS IST MEINER HAMBURGER!!!

u mean this isn't writn by one of my perspektev studentsyes et sunds abut rit, espesale when the onle zing you want to tech a child in school is fonix

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

This thing is all over the 'Net, and is circulating through e-mails. It's pretty cool.

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And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "One more Marine reporting, Sir! I've served my time in Hell."

That is funny. Where did you get it from?!

Wouldn't suprise me, either!

That looks a bit too much like some real writing I've seen on the internet

*snickers*

Nicely done. I love it.

~Meow. Thus spoke the cat.~

! German chocolate !

YUM.... oh wait...that wasn't the point of the thread

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GOOD WORK!

I Love it

Frank


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i agree with poisonwaffle, u really do have to much time on your hands

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

hahahaha

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.