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I don't usually have feline relatives other than my pets

well now we know the source of the problem...dude adopts everyone

Me and Lindy are both scorpios, and hence are related. Thus, making me Ryan's uncle.

-- Gomer

P.S. This scorpio/starsign = relation does not apply to any other two people. If it does, it is only coincidence or the case of seasonal breeding. From this point onwards more proof of relation must be provided to claim to be related to any other person.

Last edited by Gomer at 24-Nov-2005 22:49

Im everyones dodgy uncle with a moustache that smells of fags and has strange stains on his trousers. Obviously like those uncles, I know everything and tell kids to do things that really annoy their parents. That and teach them to roll up ciggies for me .

There are people after me from the government and some people believe I never sleep but watch the citizens of the night from church steeples [img src='/images/forums/halo.gif' border=0]

Im related to no living human. :%)

Last edited by longhairedgit at 24-Nov-2005 20:49

oh god...the tree is back


*prepares the hedge clippers and maybe a weed whacker*]

I'm Heidi's truck sister...

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The tree has grown

ClownyGirl (16/11/05 21:06): we'll see, u can come tell Aunt Clowny all about it

:%) [img src='/images/forums/halo.gif' border=0]

*trims the FP family tree*

Holy cow I can't believe I've missed this for so long, and my name is mentioned the most.

I can't believe this all started because Ferretfish and Babelfish are twins.

Heidi became my big sister on December 25th of last year.

Billy and Whetu became my parents when Reiko was around doing the whole Sims thing.

And wow this has evolved since!!!

I think we need to clarify something though...

Just because Babelfish is my twin sister, and Heidi is my big sissy, that doesn't mean that Babel and Heidi are related. That goes for everyone, not just for that one example.

It's weird. Everyone understand? You're not related to as many people as you think you are.


-Ferret

Last edited by Ferretfish at 11-Jul-2005 11:36

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Wow...another bro for me...got a feeling there is going to be a huge fight over my new pleco...or should I say my bunch of friends...?

Since when was that a problem :#(

sis (clowny) tour my big sis

Yippeee! im gonna be related to kitten

*adopts opaite*

Now I have.. another bro

Last edited by dude_dude at 07-Jul-2005 01:08

Welp...

I'm just a loner on this site! :#(:#(:#(:#(:#(

Tryst you are more than welcome to be my mom, it makes better sense than dude be my mother and as patrick has decided that I am his sister it would make as much sense...all i have to say is there is some serious inbreeding in here or is it line breeding

And if this family tree isn't a web then I would definately categorize it as a knot:%)

So tryst is my mother as well as my sister, hmmmmmm I guess now is not the time to bring in the age thing is it

poor kts and daddio had no idea what they were getting into when they joined fp:%)those would be my children, only children that I know of

heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

I adopted you Patrick so I guess I could adopt Heidi too... I am sure people have adopted their sisters and called them daughters before. But if Heidi is your birth mother then that makes you my nephew but also my son? :%)

I think at this point it should be called a family "web."

Heidi if I am your brother that makes tryst your mom...but she is also your sister because of further relations, which, at this point, I have decided not to search for


This family tree...are you sure its a tree and not a vine?:%)

Last edited by Nameless at 06-Jul-2005 15:43

Cool a pro grandpa It seems that my family loves fish!

OH heck Dallas, you're my sister by defaultgotta be my sis, that or are you my daughterthat could be done somehow I'm sure

So Frank is now everyone's Grandpa?

And Lindy if I'm remembering right since I typed that mess earlier Ryan has become my Nephew, so you are my sister as welloh no someone please stop our parents:%)and I'm hoping we have tons of parents somewhere that are responsible for this mess

heidi (the family geneologist)

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

then what am i?

I guess Frank is the FP patriarch, making him an FP grandpa. :%)

I consider myself everyone's crazy old Uncle Joe who always gets drunk and causes a ruckus at family get-togethers.

Joe Potato

Wow...okay

Babelfish and Ferretfish (Me) are twins.

Whetu is my mom.

Billy is my dad.

Cali is my "other" dad.

Heidi is my big sis.

Dani is like my older sis.

Nate is my saltwater god.

I think that covers everyone...if I'm missing you just holler.


[hr width='40%'][font color="#000080"]"I know that you are something special, To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed, Then I hope you'll see the heart in me"[/font]

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

I have no relatives on this site(wait I change my mind I DONT want any relatives on the site beacase theyll be on the computer all the time &amp; I wont be able 2 go on FP)kitten might be my cat who secretly goes on FP &amp; says that he's a she &amp; that he lives in USA

...actually probably not

Anthony
PS, Im up 4 adoption *starts looking really sad*

hml (05/03/05 21:38): goes and hugs dude tight, feel better little brother

I HAVE A BIG SISTER!!!!

Last edited by dude_dude at 05-Mar-2005 15:41

Can I just be the family cat? Meow!

~Meow. Thus spoke the cat.~

i have no relations on this site

Well, since Babel is the queen of chat, and I'm the princess (or I used to be ), that makes me her daughter? And Billy hasta be my big brother, just because.

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They shade the glow of it with their mossy-misty costumes,
They wear masks of silk, porcelain, brass, and silver,
So as not to mislead with their own, ordinary faces.

apparently I'm not related to anyone here... although someone once said that in the family of where I knew her from, I was the crazy aunt...

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So see Whetu isn't my mom, she would be my aunt since Daka you are my father, unless there is something we need to keep in the closet here, which makes billy my uncle...

I think I will sit down and put this all on a pedigree chart, I know I have plenty of them lying around...heidi

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

Well Billy and I were room-mates in ReikoX's Sims2 (and in real life for a while) and we adopted Ferret which is how I came to be her Mom. As far as I know we didn't adopt all her other siblings (unless Billy forgot to tell me something )

Yeah I'm Daka's identical twin, except he looks like a wolf and I look like a kiwi. And he's male and I'm female. And he's 15 and I'm... ...older than 15.

You better not be my uncle, Joe....that would probably pose a problem for our engagement I don't mind if you get drunk at family reunions, I'll just volunteer to be the crazy old aunt that has a lot of cats. That way I can stay behind the maple curtain in peace.

I've had and lost husbands....about three I think..one of which went off and married tryst than whetu...joe potato and I were engaged, springtime and I still are....even if he is chasing chocolate bars thru austria . John.stone bought me for 12 camels but since camels aren't refundable we're still married....tim and I ....well [link=*cough*]http://www.fishprofiles.com/files/forums/The%20Recovery%20Room/47304.html" style="COLOR: #EB4288[/link] and since calla and tim are married I guess that makes the two of us related.

Ferret and I are twins.

Period!

Ryans my boy *blows raspberries to ryan even if he is getting too old* (I've got to keep in practice for my next one after all )

Then of course whetu gave me kiwi germs when she was here so I'm a small brown bird, that likes to shoot other small brown birds.

It takes the queen of chat to start a mess like this...but I blame falstaf and sims 2 for making it worse !

^_^[hr width='40%']"There&#8217;s an emptiness inside her. And she&#8217;d do anything to fill it in.
And though it&#8217;s red blood bleeding from her now. It's more like cold blue ice in her heart.
She feels like kicking out all the windows. And setting fire to this life."

Timmy is my hubby

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett

Rustyblade is my sister-in-law. I am married to her older brother ptp.

I don't have any relatives. :#(
Steph

Last edited by doedogg at 03-Mar-2005 05:36

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
~ Mae West

Gomer says I am related to him. I'm not sure how but apparently its true!

Ryan (my son) has an Aunty Babel and Aunty Koi! /:'

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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

well jez 69 is my cousin and thats the only relative i think i have here.



rabbit:88)

Dani and I are twins...([link=see this thread]http://www.fishprofiles.com/files/forums/The%20Recovery%20Room/53294.html" style="COLOR: #ffffff[/link]) Our birthday is coming up soon (just over 2 weeks), so who's baking the cake? I guess that makes Jorge my brother-in-law.

Well... I have a slight connection to Jorge (racso)

Tryst is my twin (registered on the same day).

Liana (Ferretfish) refers to me as her older sister.

Marc (ACIDRAIN) lives only a few miles from racso and me... whatever that's worth.

Herman (herman63) joined because Marc told him to while we were at dinner... whatever that's worth.

Jorge and I have met Jason (jason_r_s) and Billy (iltat)... whatever that's worth.

&gt;&lt;&gt;Dani&lt;&gt;&lt;

[hr width='40%']I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul