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The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them

Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train.
~Murphy





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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
~ Mae West

"No matter where you go... there you are".
Buckaroo Banzai

*giggles*

Read below for how to keep an idiot confused
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Read above for how to keep and idiot confused

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Some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

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Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

Only one specie in the world that can stop the other species from becoming extinct. Us humans.

What is right is not always popular - what is popular is not always right.

Linus:
I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today.
Charlie Brown:
No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

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One of the thoughts that inspires me is Robert F Kennedy's .....


Each time a person stands up for an ideal,

or acts to improve the lot of others,

or strikes out against injustice,

he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope.

Crossing each other from a million different centres of energy and daring,

those ripples build a current that can sweep down

the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.

It's not impossible, just not recommended. My step-son watched the cat walking along the edge of the pool and gave him the tinyest of shoves. The cat shredded his arm 2 days later.

Mike

It's impossible to Baptize a Cat.




-->>> The Confidence of Amateurs, is the Envy of Professionals <<<--

Babelesson 1.22.2005
Babelfish @ 4:15 am

Do not hold onto your camera while making snow angels.


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"And I said What about Breakfast at Tiffany's"

Post some of your favorites here as well.

"A ship in harbor is safe-but that is not what ships are for"

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life."

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

"Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not."

"Reality is the other person's idea of how things should be"

"It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

"Only dead fish swim with the stream"

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They shade the glow of it with their mossy-misty costumes,
They wear masks of silk, porcelain, brass, and silver,
So as not to mislead with their own, ordinary faces.

"some days even my lucky Rocket-ship underpants won't help"

Calvin of Calvin &amp; Hobbes

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way in which its animals are treated." ~Mahatma Gandhi~

Love unattainable shall always be more appreciated than love present.

The lock of the heart can only truly be opened by the presence of the perfectly matching key, though many imposters possess well-crafted skeleton keys.

The love which one cannot possess is always perfect.

Music is the ultimate translator. Every song is interpreted differently by every person.

Heaven&#8217;s light can be refracted through the eyes of the talented wolf.

The talented of a profession can wear their profession&#8217;s clothing, the talented of tongue can wear anyone&#8217;s clothes.


PM/email/msg me if you have any questions/comments regarding me or my knowledge or if you want me to read a thread.

one of my own creation:

"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't look in his mouth"

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"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman

"Even god cannot change the past"

"The strongest man can be shot down by the weakest"

"A man who never took a chance never had a chance"

&#8220;The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards&#8230; checkmate.&#8221;