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keithgh Ultimate Fish Guru Posts: 6371 Kudos: 6918 Votes: 1542 Registered: 26-Apr-2003	This was sent to me with several other humourious drawings. Do you have a T shirt like this??? Keith keithgh attached this image: Last edited by keithgh at 05-Dec-2004 02:54[/font] Near enough is not good enough, therefore good enough is not near enough, and only your best will do. I VOTE DO YOU if not WHY NOT? VOTE NOW VOTE NOW
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moondog Moderator The Hobnob-lin Posts: 2676 Kudos: 1038 Votes: 4366 Registered: 30-Sep-2002	proving once again why you should never ask a lady if she's pregnant "That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
terranova Fish Master Posts: 1984 Kudos: 1889 Votes: 229 Registered: 09-Jul-2003	! Moon, that happend on Candid Camera, they had someone pose as a pregnant lady needing help, and people kept asking things like "Oh when's it due?" And she's pretend to freak out and be like, "Do I look pregnant!?!?!" It was quite comical. -Formerly known as the Ferretfish
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
RSCutiePie96 Fish Addict Posts: 826 Kudos: 514 Votes: 49 Registered: 13-Aug-2001	That cracks me up.
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houston Fish Guru You want what when? Posts: 2623 Kudos: 2462 Votes: 337 Registered: 29-Mar-2003	I've actually had one lady ask me when my twins were due!!! I know I'm on the heavy side, and will never be a size 2 or what have you, but she wouldn't accept the fact that I wasn't pregnant with twins...really ticked me off at the time, because I'd been on a diet and had lost 20+ lbs...now it just makes me chuckle...Never ask a woman you don't know for certain when they are due!!! "I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
wish-ga Mega Fish Dial 1800-Positive-Posts Posts: 1198 Kudos: 640 Registered: 07-Aug-2001	my friend said to a lady at work "oh, you're having another bub" reply: "no just getting fat" Turns out the lady was expecting her second child but didn't want to let people at work know yet. My friend felt terrible at the time thinking she had offended but what she had guessed was true anyway. Never mind... can't win. ONly way to win is to be cautious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~
Posted 26-Jan-2006 11:31
Dark Lotus Fish Guru Posts: 2547 Registered: 19-Jun-2001	Im not sure how long it will take the males of this world to learn but the safest thing to say in any situation involving a female (or multiples thereof) is "i have no opinion". -DL Cake > Pie
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Cup_of_Lifenoodles Fish Guru Posts: 2755 Kudos: 1957 Votes: 30 Registered: 09-Sep-2004	I have no opinion.
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Dave. Banned Posts: 823 Kudos: 265 Votes: 11 Registered: 03-Jun-2002	I always have an opinion.
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