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I will eat

a KITTY that

is filled with....

Last edited by Robby1619 at 25-Nov-2005 09:07

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I know human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.

benifical bacteria, and

yummy chocolate bars

roasting over an

octopuses camp fire

in broad daylight

*Kristin*

. And the Gremlins

stole the kitty

from the octopusses

and threw her

to NESSIE!!! AHH!!!!

"LUNCH!!!" cried Nessie.

Nessie proceeded to...

kiss sophie. She

unthoughtfully spilt her

in two. dude...


Last edited by Tetra Fan at 26-Nov-2005 14:01

i hate octopuses

said the cat

who was rusting.

on the fence

of my livingroom.

watching television. he

went to the

refrigerator which had

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~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~

sophie popsicles and

shoved one down

dud's throat and

then proceeded to

defenestrate him. Once

he had him

at the top

of the Sears

Tower, he shoved

him out of

a window, and

laughed like a

crazed lunatic as

he watched dud

land on Kitty's

house. He then

returned to his

perch on top

the livingroom fence.

"Madness!", he cried

I agree. Moo!

"Scott likes posting."

*strokes kitty gently*

*slaps dud*

NYEERF!!!!

Yes, thats 3 words

I am konfuzzeled...

No yer not

*looks for kitty*

*here kittay kittay*

*joins the search...*

MEEBLOODYOOW! Screeched kitty

before going across

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~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~

the yellow brick


~elaine~

road. We're off

said scott as

he stroked kitty...

stole kittys wallet,

and replace it.

Kitty ate scott.

"Free the plants"

Save the trees!

Something smells fishy?

nasty kitty breath?

lol said the

pointy kittys that

Last edited by Crazy_Coyote at 04-Dec-2005 13:59

bite scott and

SAVE THE WHALES!!!!

Then beach them...

then eat them

then reassemble them

but much smaller.

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~~~ My fish blow kisses at me all day long ~~~

The Pointy Kitty

was trying to

jump over iced

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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Cream. Mint Chocolate.

Meow said the

confused black chihauha.

I didn't swallow...

kitty's left ear

.So thats where

Last edited by Rra dude_dude at 06-Dec-2005 14:17

kitty's left ear

didn't wander off

Last edited by PoisonWaffle at 06-Dec-2005 21:06

Then I decided...

to eat the

kitty's left ear.

Then we got

arrested for cruelty

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~~Melissa~~
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

to fish, then

kittyocide, Mum dobbed

The pointy kittys

left ear in

dry paint. She

left fingerprints on

the game board

, question, mark? What

IS WRONG WITH

YOU STUPID FREAKS?!?!?!?!

nothing, but the

tree is very...




Last edited by Tetra Fan at 20-Dec-2005 18:33

hairy! I think

scott is crazy.

As are we

. MONKEYS eat MONKEYS!!!!

wallnuts fly east,

& peanuts fly west.


& = not a word...but a symbol...beat you all on technicality

Itchy nutts?, said

the fat kid

eating a chocolate

covered Corydoras Julii.

.We're rich! yelled

~elaine~

charlie and the

Freaky Freak Fest

slowly came to

the gwen stefani

hate party's headquarters

in Switzerland. Then




Last edited by Tetra Fan at 23-Dec-2005 10:52

A Smarmy Robot

decided to eat

another little kitty!

that poped out

Last edited by DwarfGourami at 29-Dec-2005 20:51

& landed on

my dogs face

much to his

surprise it was

nonetheless he ate

the cats tail

dipped in garlic

that smelled like

fresh spring roses

rolled in waffle

flavoured cough syrup

with chocolate sauce

laced with kitties

MEEOwwww! said the

distressed kitten. then

a lava river

of hot tears

did the hustle

on kitties whiskers

Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

while eating a

porkchop sandwich and

-- Gomer

Barbaque sauce and
-Newbreeder16

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

yet another kitten!



Inky

This was all
:%)

Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

but the beginning!

-New*
(evil laughter)

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

I sucked my

big toe until...

I got bored

Then I ate

Inky

the smelly bits

Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

of molten glass.

. The kitties were

very distressed, Nevermind

How i felt

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

so retarded and

not making sense.

Then the postman

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decided to lick

5000000000000000000000 stamps because

I had to.

So I kicked

Inky

the elephant out

of my house








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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

and into my...

Speed boat, then

Last edited by Crazy_Coyote at 22-Jan-2006 15:50

my $500 fish

Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

laid ninety eggs...


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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

but they didnt

Inky

all hatch into

><>

octopi or cacti

Inky

But one hatched...

-NB16[img src='/images/forums/halo.gif' border=0]

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

into The Wiggles



Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

So I Screamed

Inky

that really tickles

Nick
"Impossumable- unable to play dead"

Don't do that

Gets irritated when....

wweee

-NB my old smilie is gone

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

I burp boistiorusly

Inky

i love cheese...

>>>----> <----<<<

pnh

but not chedder.

How many times

do I frolic

Inky

in the forest

*family forum sorry!*

Nature trails scare


Inky

grizzly bears because




Too many Kid's, not enough Fish

the penguins talk

like pussycat dolls.

and they also...

www.zopilotemachine.com

Scare me too




-NewBreeder16

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You can call me Newb too, since I'm not nere new any more.

ARRRRG! I cried

as the pixie

swam up my

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I like to think that whoever designed marine life was thinking of it as basically an entertainment medium. That would explain some of the things down there, some of the unearthly biological contraptions

tacos. cheese is

smelly and vile

Inky

though so inviting

as it beccons