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wow...wasn't expecting that surprise this christmas ..

Most people can i hope. Though i have played with some guys that literally couldnt too both.

LOL fish1........i think i can do that 2 lol

Hey i can mutitask i can chew gum and play basketball at the same time

Thanks Wish, I hadn't even thought of that one!!! There is one thing that I've thought of that men are good at...ready? Being a pain in the rear...yep, all of them that I know are really good at that, some even better than others...

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

And another thing if the elves that help santa are all male how come they continue to come up witht he perfect gift, after giving it thought planning and preparation?

That seals it. It must be a myth that the elves help out. All the males I know cop out with gift giving saying "I don't know what to get, you do it".

Not saying it is all me just happens to be the ones I know, am related to or are married to my friends (the female is always the gift selector in those couples, even for the in-laws whom one would guess the male would know best since the male is actually related to them.)

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Sirbooks...let's see ...some of the stuff men can do...reach stuff on the top shelf....change lightbulbs in the ceiling fan without a ladder....oh wait, that was done by my 6'8" son in law...hmmmmmmm..most of you probably have to use a ladder just like I do.]

Hey now! We can... do stuff. I just can't think of anything right now, not while I'm typing. Let me get back to you.

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And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "One more Marine reporting, Sir! I've served my time in Hell."

If it wasn't for women, how would it ever get done? We are the ones who can multitask, and get it all done in one night...men...i'm sorry when ya'll multi task... enough said...

"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." Thomas Carlyle

I came found this today. Ladies would you like to comment on this?

Keith

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Near enough is not good enough, therefore good enough is not near enough, and only your best will do.
I VOTE DO YOU if not WHY NOT?
VOTE NOW VOTE NOW

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

Of course they're ladies!!! If Santa used males, they'd get hopelessly lost and they'd never stop to ask for directions. There wouldn't be any presents for all the children if Santa's reindeer were all men!

><>Dani<><

Of course.


*doesn't comment on how they're forced to do it*

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Come on Ladies now is you only chance to win this one.

Keith

Near enough is not good enough, therefore good enough is not near enough, and only your best will do.
I VOTE DO YOU if not WHY NOT?
VOTE NOW VOTE NOW

It all makes sense to me now!

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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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I know human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.

ROFLMAO

also according to the Alaska Department of Fisheries and game.... reindeer can't fly...thus santa has SPECIAL reindeer...sorry, had to stand up for the men