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What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3)have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's American football season?

I collect this type of humour do you have any please let me know.

Keith

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sorry bout that, piccie died.

here are a few i collected people keep emailing them to me

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Keith!!!

Cally none of your pictures are working.

-Formerly known as the Ferretfish

My fav. cat photo.

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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.

Hi All,
Susan and I nearly died laughing at the two pictures.
We used to raise German Shepherds (King Size) for
what was then the local police departments. That one
picture reminds me of a end of a training course test.
With our last move, we closed our kennel and were
so lonely, that we got two kittens from the ASPCA.
Our lives completely changed with the two cats, and
now they tollerate us.

One lived to nearly 14, and used to help me change the
water in my tanks. Balancing on the top of the tank
on three paws, she would swipe at the fish as they
swam by under her. I swore that she would one day
go swimming. Unfortunately, I had no camera at the
time. Our other has become the sole ruler of the
abode and is approaching 20.

Thanks for the side splitting laugh.

Frank & Susan


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